Posted: 2003-07-09 08:14pm
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Man wakes after 19 years in coma
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Posted: 2003-07-09 08:16pm
Lucky guy. Now he has to get used to the Internet.
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:22pm
Oh yeah, that's gotta be a bummer. 'So, wait, there's this big global network with hundreds of thousands of personal computers all linked together? Buddy, what have you been drinking?' 
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:22pm
That would probably be very useful, with shit for muscles he can't walk and it would provide a low effort way of catching up on the world.
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:26pm
"Do Sunny and Cher still have that horrible hour-long variety show?"
"No."
"Good night!" *goes into a coma again*
"No."
"Good night!" *goes into a coma again*
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:26pm
the internet existed 18 years ago. i dont know how public it was, but you could get onto usenet etc.
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:33pm
Amazing... that is all i can said.
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:51pm
Damn, 19 years asleep, I bet he has to go piss like no one has ever had to piss before.
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:58pm
cathetarWicked Pilot wrote:Damn, 19 years asleep, I bet he has to go piss like no one has ever had to piss before.
Posted: 2003-07-09 08:58pm
ussr has fallen, computers and internet invented, cell phones -
Posted: 2003-07-09 09:04pm
Hey! He fell into a coma after T1, and came out in time for T3. But he missed Terminator2! 
Posted: 2003-07-09 09:15pm
He has awoken to a world of reality television. I ask; is that really living?
Posted: 2003-07-09 09:15pm
He's going to have a shitload to catch up on.
Posted: 2003-07-09 09:56pm
Hmm, I would have had everyone standing around in ape suits when he woke up."Its a madhouse, a MADHOUSE"
Posted: 2003-07-09 10:21pm
"I'm afraid you're going to have to go back into that coma. You see, medical insurance was abolished after the Fifth HMO War."
Posted: 2003-07-09 10:21pm
Hmmm....For the parts of the 80's he missed, I reccomend VH-1's "I Love the 80's" That should give him the info he needs then somewhat quickly. For the 90's and above? Shit, I don't know. Can't imagine what its like to be him.Jadeite wrote:He's going to have a shitload to catch up on.
Posted: 2003-07-09 11:05pm
I'd be like "WTF?!? Transformers got cancelled?!? WHEN?!?"
Posted: 2003-07-09 11:38pm
...Whoa.The article wrote:"It's kind of peculiar. He wrecked on Friday the 13th and 19 years later he started talking on Friday the 13th," Jerry Wallis said.
Posted: 2003-07-10 12:04am
Hehehe I wish I had been working there when he woke up you know what I'd do I'd say " Good moring commrad welcome to the United Soivet States of Ameraca. "
Now that would be funny.
Now that would be funny.
Posted: 2003-07-10 12:13am
No, it's United Socialist States of America, you fool!LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hehehe I wish I had been working there when he woke up you know what I'd do I'd say " Good moring commrad welcome to the United Soivet States of Ameraca. "
Now that would be funny.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin[/i]
Posted: 2003-07-10 12:14am
Has anyone shown him how porn has changed over the years? For example, explicit anal penetration is now common, as are actresses who will do DP.
Posted: 2003-07-10 12:16am
Whatever man, you get the idea though I mean look on his face would have been priceless.fgalkin wrote:No, it's United Socialist States of America, you fool!LT.Hit-Man wrote:Hehehe I wish I had been working there when he woke up you know what I'd do I'd say " Good moring commrad welcome to the United Soivet States of Ameraca. "
Now that would be funny.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin[/i]
Posted: 2003-07-10 12:24am
Okay, so your telling me that with that box with a television and part of a type writer you can buy just about anything, look up just about anything, talk to people, send mail and see the best porn the world has to offer.
Posted: 2003-07-10 12:49am
I can't even imagine how it would be to just wake up one day and be 19 years behind.... alot has happened in the last 19 years.
Posted: 2003-07-10 12:55am
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