Seanbaby vs Something Awful

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-07-10 01:21am

Which is funnier?

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-07-11 08:52pm

This answers that question for me:

Sonething Awful's guide to dealing with ghosts:
Ghosts only rarely pose a physical threat to those in their immediate vicinity and even this is usually an indirect result of panicked behavior in the face of their spooky antics. Much more frequently they just turn your life into shit by being total freeloaders on your valued property. They'll float around through any wall at any time of day or night, levitate your books like they own them, leave ectoplasm all over the fucking place, and bleed out of your electrical sockets whenever they feel like it. If you tell them to get off their ass and earn their keep they'll float up into the attic and sulk for a couple days with those goddamn chains. They're just a serious pain to have around, especially the Indian warriors from the burial ground you built your pool on top of. They will just stand over your bed and point accusingly at you for hours on end and believe me, if you had trouble jerking off in front of the cat imagine how bad it's going to be with some Sioux warrior with two centuries of betrayal in his eyes. No matter how loud you turn up "Dirty Talkin' Blowjobs Volume 14" it won't be loud enough to drown out spectral pathos.

And there you have it folks, this paragraph made me piss myself laughing.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-07-11 08:56pm

SolidSnake wrote:This answers that question for me:

Sonething Awful's guide to dealing with ghosts:
Ghosts only rarely pose a physical threat to those in their immediate vicinity and even this is usually an indirect result of panicked behavior in the face of their spooky antics. Much more frequently they just turn your life into shit by being total freeloaders on your valued property. They'll float around through any wall at any time of day or night, levitate your books like they own them, leave ectoplasm all over the fucking place, and bleed out of your electrical sockets whenever they feel like it. If you tell them to get off their ass and earn their keep they'll float up into the attic and sulk for a couple days with those goddamn chains. They're just a serious pain to have around, especially the Indian warriors from the burial ground you built your pool on top of. They will just stand over your bed and point accusingly at you for hours on end and believe me, if you had trouble jerking off in front of the cat imagine how bad it's going to be with some Sioux warrior with two centuries of betrayal in his eyes. No matter how loud you turn up "Dirty Talkin' Blowjobs Volume 14" it won't be loud enough to drown out spectral pathos.
And there you have it folks, this paragraph made me piss myself laughing.

SA is totally correct in that paragraph.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-07-11 09:03pm

X-Entertainment.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-07-11 09:27pm

X-E is teh funny.