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I think we had a blonde thread a while back but here's anew blonde joke:

A blonde was speeding through a 35-mile-per-hour zone when a blonde police officer pulled her over. The officer walked up to the car and asked for her driver's license. The driver searched her purse for a while and finally said, "What does a license look like, officer?" Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver searched her purse some more and finally found a small mirror. She looked at it and thought, "Hey, this must be my driver's license!" and handed it to the blonde officer. She looked at it, handed it back to the driver, and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer, we could have avoided all this hassle!"

Yes it was posted before,still funny.

Heh heh heh.

Oh God, the groaning, the groaning!

I think its time for a stickyfied joke thread,so we wont need to create other threads or go look for one way down there.

I still don't see what in Yog-Sothoth's name is supposed to be funny with these blonde jokes.

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I still don't see what in Yog-Sothoth's name is supposed to be funny with these blonde jokes.

Bet you're a Blond.

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a bar stool.

After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate.

What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler."

"Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

SyntaxVorlon wrote:

Simon H.Johansen wrote:I still don't see what in Yog-Sothoth's name is supposed to be funny with these blonde jokes.

Bet you're a Blond.

Nah, my hair is medium brown. I do, however, have many friends with blonde hair.

Maybe I just don't understand lowbrow humour. Ah, the price of geekdom.

Vorlon1701 wrote:Oh God, the groaning, the groaning!

What groaning? Did the police officer and the driver do something afterwards?

Q:Why did the Little blonde girl have a hickie on her stomach?

A: Little blonde boys are stupid too

So two men are walking their dogs; one has a Great Dane, the other has a chihuaha. They see a bar and want a drink, but it says 'No Dogs Allowed'.

The guy with the Great Dane pulls out a pair of black sunglasses, puts them in, and walks into the bar. He gets a drink no problem, so the other man puts on a pair of black sunglasses and goes into the bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We don't allow dogs in here."

To which the man replies, "It's a seeing-eye dog!"

"A chihuaha is a seeing-eye dog?"

"...they gave me a chihuaha?"

Oh, well, it's not a blonde joke. Screw you.

HemlockGrey wrote:Oh, well, it's not a blonde joke. Screw you.

Do I have to?

*sighs*

*advances towards unsuspecting blonde...it'll be consenting, I swear!*

It could be Blonde blind guy