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Elizabeth Smart Abduction -- Predictions!
Posted: 2002-07-11 08:05pm
by John Clark
Okay, I'm predicting that it will be discovered that Mr. Smart hired that creepy ex-con handyman to make the kid disappear. That letter he received was bullshit. He wrote it himself to cement the cops' natural leaning to look anywhere other than at him. I'm also predicting that it'll be the handyman who cracks and fills 'em in on the whole mess.
Posted: 2002-07-11 11:36pm
by David
Is there a point to this?
Posted: 2003-03-27 07:11pm
by Straha
A. DON'T DELETE/LOCK THIS DALTON, THIS ISN'T JUST NECROMANCY
B. The purpose: Elizabeth is now found again, now honnestly what did you think of what happened when you heard of it, and was it just me or was everyone here thinking somewhat along the lines of the ASU idiot here?
Posted: 2003-03-27 07:13pm
by fgalkin
A moron is revealed.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-03-27 07:19pm
by Straha
fgalkin wrote:A moron is revealed.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Was that to me?
::Powers up his borg assimilation tubbullues::
Because if it was!
Posted: 2003-03-27 07:26pm
by fgalkin
Straha wrote:fgalkin wrote:A moron is revealed.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Was that to me?
::Powers up his borg assimilation tubbullues::
Because if it was!
That was addressed to john clark. Of course, we already knew that he was a moron before.
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-03-27 07:31pm
by Joe
A moron earns his Village Idiot title a hundred times over.
Posted: 2003-03-27 09:10pm
by Darth Yoshi
I thought, who's Elizabeth Smart again?
And when I saw this thread, I thought, what? John Clark? He's banned!
Posted: 2003-03-27 10:22pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
She was kidnapped from her home last Summer, around the time this ASU Coward was trolling here. I don't know what her kidnappers did to her, though.
Posted: 2003-03-27 10:58pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Raped her, and attempted to brainwash her into their line of thinking.
same shit that happened to Patty Hearst.
Hopefully she doesn't show up carring a Klasnikov and demanding the shit's release.
Posted: 2003-03-28 12:27am
by phongn
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Raped her, and attempted to brainwash her into their line of thinking.
same shit that happened to Patty Hearst.
Hopefully she doesn't show up carring a Klasnikov and demanding the shit's release.
No, hopefully she'll demand and get his release so that she can use her Kalashnikov - and I doubt anyone will fault her for it.
Posted: 2003-03-28 12:40am
by RedImperator
A John Clark thread! From the day I joined, no less! This is a blast from the past, isn't it?
Posted: 2003-03-28 12:44am
by fgalkin
RedImperator wrote:A John Clark thread! From the day I joined, no less! This is a blast from the past, isn't it?
*pokes the newbie*
Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
Posted: 2003-03-28 12:44am
by Kuja
John Clark wrote:Okay, I'm predicting that it will be discovered that Mr. Smart hired that creepy ex-con handyman to make the kid disappear. That letter he received was bullshit. He wrote it himself to cement the cops' natural leaning to look anywhere other than at him. I'm also predicting that it'll be the handyman who cracks and fills 'em in on the whole mess.
Comepletely off the mark...about par for the amazing ASU coward.
Posted: 2003-03-28 01:34am
by ArmorPierce
I thought that John Clark was banned.
Posted: 2003-03-28 01:35am
by Kuja
ArmorPierce wrote:I thought that John Clark was banned.
He is. Look at the dates.
Posted: 2003-03-28 01:51am
by ArmorPierce
Oh, that's why Straha said what he did. I thought that he was referring to John Clark's post.
Posted: 2003-03-28 06:59am
by InnerBrat
closet sci-fi fan wrote:Is there any thruth to the rumors I'm hearing about Elizabeth being pregnant?
Why, exactly do you care? Apart from gaining some sick entertainment value out of a young girl's anguish?
Posted: 2003-03-28 02:50pm
by The Yosemite Bear
I'm more worried about her mind then her body.
After all I know a little about torcher, and psych conditioning "Stockholm" and "Patty Hearst".