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Lets say that, one night, all the fictional characters rise from the fourth wall and are handed a copy of every fan-page, fan-fic, doujinshi, forum post, adaptations and re-makes etc. that refrences them. They get to read it and then take revenge as they see fit (they also know where the various people are). What chaos would ensue?

Note: It is night for dramatic purposes only. Assume the fictional characters have all the time they need.

I think RayCav would need to run very, very fast.

Way too much carnage....I mean the Sailor scouts alone would be killing in the hundreds.

Screw the anime characters. Meatfucker will kill everyone a hundred different ways in ten minutes.

The Gundam Wing boys would have fun blasting everything.

I would probably die very quickly for all the nasty things I've said about Vegeta, though perhaps Goku would save me for taking his side in various Goku vs. Superman debates. I don't think I've said anything else too bad about someone too powerful.

Well, I created myself as a fictional character from the TGODs...does that count?

I think the BMs, HAB, and especially that little wise-ass Darth Yoshi would be in trouble then!

LITTLE?! Look who's talking, dwarf.
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At least I rated my own mention.

And no, I don't think you count.

Willow from Buffy would really have revenge on all the low-life fanboys writing tasteless fanfics about her.

With all of the good things I've written about the Mob and my alter egos in the STGODs (in ASVS), I'm pretty certain I would be safe.