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Sex records.
Posted: 2003-07-12 04:24am
by Tosho
I was looking on this
site and this is what I found:
Life-long celibates don’t usually go around proclaiming their frigid existence, but I was able to turn up some info on several, and the oldest I could find was none other than the great scientist Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1727). Newt, it seems, was such a prude that he didn’t get into any relationship until he was middle-aged, and most historians believe it went unconsummated. It’s also unlikely that he availed himself of, you know, commercial outlets. In the end he died a virgin at the age of 85.
Which raises my question, what's your personal sex records?
Posted: 2003-07-12 11:49am
by Gandalf
Nonexistant.
Posted: 2003-07-12 12:01pm
by Tsyroc
There are billions of chicks in the world that I
haven't nailed.
Posted: 2003-07-12 12:12pm
by Xenophobe3691
None. I'm old fashioned.
Posted: 2003-07-12 01:16pm
by kojikun
None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.
Posted: 2003-07-12 01:23pm
by ArmorPierce
not bad but I could do with more sex
Posted: 2003-07-12 03:45pm
by Rye
kojikun wrote:None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.
How do you change how attractive you are? Body language?
Posted: 2003-07-12 03:59pm
by apocolypse
kojikun wrote:None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.
Hijack...dude, is Eddie Izzard your av?
And like Rye says....u need to elaborate.
Posted: 2003-07-12 04:16pm
by Illuminatus Primus
apocolypse wrote:kojikun wrote:None, cause I'm unattractive. Tho I'm working on changing that.
Hijack...dude, is Eddie Izzard your av?
And like Rye says....u need to elaborate.
That's Eddie alright.
Posted: 2003-07-12 05:23pm
by kojikun
Rye: Loosing some weight would help
Apoc: Eddie Izzard,
Executive Transvestite
Posted: 2003-07-12 06:18pm
by thecreech
two girls in one night
Posted: 2003-07-12 06:20pm
by Montcalm
thecreech wrote:two girls in one night
Talking to or doing.
Posted: 2003-07-12 06:36pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Nonexistant.
Posted: 2003-07-12 07:29pm
by Darth Wong
Obviously
not a virgin
Posted: 2003-07-12 07:32pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Darth Wong wrote:Obviously
not a virgin
Sure Mike, whatever you say.
That was a joke, if you didn't know.
Posted: 2003-07-12 07:35pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Sure Mike, whatever you say.
That was a joke, if you didn't know.
[parinoia mode]Ha...ha...Sure it is... *engages shifty eyes*[/paranoia mode]
Posted: 2003-07-12 07:36pm
by DPDarkPrimus
I'm thinking your sitting next to me on the virgin boat, Gnome.
Posted: 2003-07-12 07:37pm
by aerius
Darth Wong wrote:Obviously
not a virgin
Yeah you are...Ass-virgin!
But so am I (an ass-virgin that is), and that's a good thing.
Posted: 2003-07-12 07:38pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm thinking your sitting next to me on the virgin boat, Gnome.
[paranoia mode]Now whatever would make you think that...BACK OFF! *points* SHRINK-RAY![/paranoia]
We soooo need a shifty eyes emoticon
Posted: 2003-07-12 08:25pm
by YT300000
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:We soooo need a shifty eyes emoticon.
Posted: 2003-07-12 08:39pm
by thecreech
Montcalm wrote:thecreech wrote:two girls in one night
Talking to or doing.
Doing... but not at the same time. One girl at 8pm and one at 11pm
Posted: 2003-07-12 08:43pm
by Montcalm
thecreech wrote:Montcalm wrote:thecreech wrote:two girls in one night
Talking to or doing.
Doing... but not at the same time. One girl at 8pm and one at 11pm
Thats what i figured,and i guess that made your whole minute.
Posted: 2003-07-12 10:20pm
by thecreech
Posted: 2003-07-12 10:23pm
by Montcalm
To quote the small lawyer from Ally McBeal "Wah you hurt my feelings"
Posted: 2003-07-12 10:30pm
by aerius
One of the few uses I found for my student planner was to use it to keep track of which girl I was going out with when so I wouldn't double book and end up with 2 pissed off girls wanting to kill me.