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China Makes 20-story Condom

This reminds me of some funny stories I've read on the net. I wonder, is even the mighty Godzilla big enough to use this thing?

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Communists always like to do things big, Russia had its 50 megaton nuclear bomb, China has its condom. I suppose the next step would be for Cuba to build a 20 story dildo on which the condom can be placed as a sign of communist unity.

The link you posted is broken. This one should work.

The irony.

To answer your question, about something that big.

Hey, they've got something my size!
If you couldn't tell that was a joke, then geez...

Now if the Chinese truly understood irony the condom would be used in the Guangdong Province

THAT explains how China is stopping its population from going out of control

Darth Gojira wrote:THAT explains how China is stopping its population from going out of control

Yep. one big body bag for the commies to toss all of the unauthorized children into.

Col. Crackpot wrote:Now if the Chinese truly understood irony the condom would be used in the Guangdong Province

Oi! I came from the Guangdong Province! Shen Zhen, to be precise.

This thread comes at an interesting time, given that another thread is saying that China's "Loch Ness Monster" has allegedly reappeared.

Durandal wrote:This thread comes at an interesting time, given that another thread is saying that China's "Loch Ness Monster" has allegedly reappeared.

Loch Ness + Giant Condom = No Loch Ness Jr.?

Lord of the Farce wrote:

Durandal wrote:This thread comes at an interesting time, given that another thread is saying that China's "Loch Ness Monster" has allegedly reappeared.

Loch Ness + Giant Condom = No Loch Ness Jr.?

And watch Falwell and Robertson start going off about this "Evil Communist Condom!"

Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

Raxmei wrote:China Makes 20-story Condom

Napoleon would be proud...

jegs2 wrote:
Napoleon would be proud...

He actually wasn't that short- IIRC it's a myth.

Vympel wrote:He actually wasn't that short- IIRC it's a myth.

Wasnt he like.. 5'6"? Thats not terribly short. Short-ER then americans, but not midget short, its the average of frogmen today.

Talk about compensating for something!

Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

No. Godzilla is going to have sex with the building and everyone inside.

Demiurge wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

No. Godzilla is going to have sex with the building and everyone inside.

I would hate to be inside that building

Does anyone else think China has been getting more.....Japan-like lately?

Shinova wrote:Does anyone else think China has been getting more.....Japan-like lately?

China is like worth a thousand Japans in size. And if Japan was once a major contender in the car/computer/silverware market, I'd hate to see a thousand Japans doing that. I guess it makes sense that someday China will conquer us all. Can you imagine Pearl Harbour times 1000? Scary shit.

Demiurge wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

No. Godzilla is going to have sex with the building and everyone inside.

So whose going to make the five story cigarette for later? Phillip Morris will have their work cut out for them.

Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Talk about compensating for something!

HAHHAHAHAHHAHA, that really made me laugh... heh.

Gil Hamilton wrote:Wow, it's going to travel to Japan and fight Godzilla!

Hey, it's better than fighting Mothra for the 5000000000000000th time.