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Fun with scammers!
Posted: 2003-07-17 05:21pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
I just that one scam E-Mail, the one involving some large sum of money in Nigeria or some stupid shit like that. I was bored (SD.net wouldn't load), so here's the E-Mail I sent back: (I didn't really put any serious thought into this, I just typed whatever came up in my head)
How did you get my E-Mail address? Tell me the truth. I'm not involved in anything in Nigeria. Are you one of the 10+ people in Nigeria who actually own computers? That's good. I'm not interested in your money, but I would like to know, do you play computer games? If so, do you play First Person Shooters? I suggest getting Counter-Strike, a very popular first person shooter. I noticed the forged header. Why do you have to do such things? Is it because this is SPAM, and you WILL BE BLOCKED? I don't appreciate getting e-mail like this Mr. Oloye, and I suggest you don't do it again.
Sincerely,
(What, you think I'm gonna give you my name?)
Re: Fun with scammers!
Posted: 2003-07-17 08:37pm
by Dorsk 81
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:I just that one scam E-Mail, the one involving some large sum of money in Nigeria or some stupid shit like that. I was bored (SD.net wouldn't load), so here's the E-Mail I sent back: (I didn't really put any serious thought into this, I just typed whatever came up in my head)
How did you get my E-Mail address? Tell me the truth. I'm not involved in anything in Nigeria. Are you one of the 10+ people in Nigeria who actually own computers? That's good. I'm not interested in your money, but I would like to know, do you play computer games? If so, do you play First Person Shooters? I suggest getting Counter-Strike, a very popular first person shooter. I noticed the forged header. Why do you have to do such things? Is it because this is SPAM, and you WILL BE BLOCKED? I don't appreciate getting e-mail like this Mr. Oloye, and I suggest you don't do it again.
Sincerely,
(What, you think I'm gonna give you my name?)
No, no, no, no,no!
You send back a bunch of really simple minded insults! That way they think you're too stupid to be scammed as you won't be able to fill in their crap and so they don't send you anymore.
I think I managed to fit the word "fuck" into a reply about 25 times.
Needless to say I didn't get an e-mail back.
Re: Fun with scammers!
Posted: 2003-07-17 08:45pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Dorsk 81 wrote:Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:I just that one scam E-Mail, the one involving some large sum of money in Nigeria or some stupid shit like that. I was bored (SD.net wouldn't load), so here's the E-Mail I sent back: (I didn't really put any serious thought into this, I just typed whatever came up in my head)
How did you get my E-Mail address? Tell me the truth. I'm not involved in anything in Nigeria. Are you one of the 10+ people in Nigeria who actually own computers? That's good. I'm not interested in your money, but I would like to know, do you play computer games? If so, do you play First Person Shooters? I suggest getting Counter-Strike, a very popular first person shooter. I noticed the forged header. Why do you have to do such things? Is it because this is SPAM, and you WILL BE BLOCKED? I don't appreciate getting e-mail like this Mr. Oloye, and I suggest you don't do it again.
Sincerely,
(What, you think I'm gonna give you my name?)
No, no, no, no,no!
You send back a bunch of really simple minded insults! That way they think you're too stupid to be scammed as you won't be able to fill in their crap and so they don't send you anymore.
I think I managed to fit the word "fuck" into a reply about 25 times.
Needless to say I didn't get an e-mail back.
Eh, there's always next time...
Posted: 2003-07-17 09:29pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Search the board for any posts by me that have the words 'Rats' and 'Razor Blades'. Read the results, and try not to break too many ribs ROTFLYAO.
EDIT: Unless you're using the MF theme...
Posted: 2003-07-17 09:43pm
by Enforcer Talen
my personal favorite is still hemlock's.