Page 1 of 10
So if SD.net were a village...
Posted: 2003-07-18 03:33am
by Coyote
Safe to say Mike Wong would be the Mayor; that he is a civil engineer only gives reinforcement to that....
Durandal would be one of the Board of Directors for the local University's Science department.
Some of the Army and Marine troops could probably work as cops for what few laws we'd have.... on weekends Jegs might also be the local pastor, and I could fill the place of a Rabbi if anyone wished...
Needless to say this would be a creative town, and I feel bad for anyone who tries to engage our public figures in any sort of debate...
Alyrium would own and Einy manage the most happenin' place in town, 72-hour parties on weekends and the most amazing role-playing into-the-night on weekdays.
Aerius and jmac run the local mountain-biking shop. Marina has the Poly Sci department at the Uni in an iron grip. Perhaps Sheppard runs the Military History museaum and extensive library. Stravo runs the library and the local printing press. Local fanzines cover every possible genre. Spanky runs the video store with the most impressive collection of Anime on the planet.
Sometmes the cops have to bust up drunken weekend brawls between the HAB boys and their rival gang the Mechas.
Well, that's off the top of my head. What else?
Posted: 2003-07-18 03:36am
by Dalton
Me, David and Sceptre would rule with an iron fist under Mike's authority!
Posted: 2003-07-18 03:37am
by DPDarkPrimus
Dalton would run the local tabloid.
Posted: 2003-07-18 03:40am
by Alyrium Denryle
Wong would be mayor
Our resident degree holders would run the local college... I would join their ranks eventually...
I would of course be student at said university, and would host MASSIVE D&D games in my dorm
Ein would own and operate the local club.
HAB would be the local militia
GALE.. oh sweet non-existant Jesus...
One of the other usergroups would be the... Undercover police
Writers Guild... Runs the library
The monkeys... They will run the... oh good Dawkins....
SirNitram... Well he would be doing the same thing I do, and we would plot to destroy out PCs
Posted: 2003-07-18 03:42am
by Dalton
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Dalton would run the local tabloid.
I think Raoul or Phil would be better suited there
Posted: 2003-07-18 03:46am
by DPDarkPrimus
I would run the local Japanese import store.
Posted: 2003-07-18 03:57am
by Gil Hamilton
I would be in the town belltower with a high powered rifle and scope, just hanging out there and making people nervous.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:00am
by Robert Treder
I'd have to take control of that video store from Spanky. I'm sure he can find something better to do anyways.
As for the reason for this:
I have over a year of experience working in a video store, including time in a management position.
While Spanky's collection of anime may be vast, my collection of movies overall outranks his, I'm sure. [url=
http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html? ... ederPeruse[/url] for yourself.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:00am
by justifier
I would run the local comicbook shop/ secret underground armory
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:06am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Meh, I'd rather help Dido run the import shop.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:11am
by Hethrir
I could be assistant pastor/rotary mech/field services/muso
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:17am
by Tosho
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I would run the local Japanese import store.
I'd be the co-manager and would be personly responible for SD.net's supply of japanese porn.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:20am
by Darth Garden Gnome
I would sit in front of peoples lawns and look cool. That's my job. And I better be getting paid for it.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:21am
by Brother-Captain Gaius
Uh... um... let's see here... I'm sure I could do something... er...
Meh, I'll just sit in my house being lazy, like normal.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:22am
by RedImperator
Mayor Wong is going to need a chief of staff. I nominate me.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:22am
by Tosho
I would also declare myself head the SD.net Napoleonic society.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:23am
by BoredShirtless
I'll be the Lionel Hutz to this village, rip you all off, then flee to some Island in the Pacific were I'll live like a King.
Posted: 2003-07-18 04:58am
by El Moose Monstero
If SD.Net were a village, I would live somewhere on the outskirts, talking to various woodland creatures and living in a cave and eating shoes. Maybe growing a big beard in the process.
Posted: 2003-07-18 05:01am
by Gandalf
I have no idea what I'd be, all I can come up with is some sort of local nut.
Posted: 2003-07-18 05:03am
by Hethrir
we could BS and tell campfire stories of the outback
Posted: 2003-07-18 05:26am
by UltraViolence83
<--- Local underworld kingpin.
Posted: 2003-07-18 05:37am
by Gandalf
Hethrir wrote:we could BS and tell campfire stories of the outback
Hmmm, tempting.
Posted: 2003-07-18 05:39am
by Mr Bean
Probably doing nothing at all/Running the local justice system as Supreme Court Justice, always handing out fair but whitty punishments to fit the crime
Posted: 2003-07-18 07:21am
by Dorsk 81
Your all forgetting one very important figure head in our community.
If SD.net were a village......who'd be the village idiot?
Posted: 2003-07-18 07:33am
by Darth Gojira
JediNeophyte wrote:Uh... um... let's see here... I'm sure I could do something... er...
Meh, I'll just sit in my house being lazy, like normal.
Same here