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Masturbation

Posted: 2003-07-21 12:29am
by darthdavid
Well, In one form or another how long have you been doing it.


Me, Well wen i was about 4-6 i would run different temperature water over well the genital region and experiment with hard and soft. Stopped for a few years and then the real fun began. Well come on :wink: .

Posted: 2003-07-21 01:17am
by kojikun
i discovered the joys of jerking off at age 10 or 11. wish i learned it earlier. :\

Posted: 2003-07-21 01:29am
by Howedar
This is perhaps the most overdiscussed topic here. I've seen this exact thread roughly 7.92 billion times.


Christ dd, if you want to be accepted here, quit spamming shit.

Posted: 2003-07-21 01:32am
by XaLEv
Howedar: Could you post links to all the other threads on this subject?


On topic: 12ish

Posted: 2003-07-21 01:32am
by Howedar
I don't have all day.

Posted: 2003-07-21 01:35am
by XaLEv
Howedar wrote:I don't have all day.
Say it with me everyone.....



CONCESSION ACCEPTED

Posted: 2003-07-21 01:39am
by darthdavid
What's the point in having them if they're lost to the sands of time. While we've seen alot of these threads there are currentley no specific masturbation threads active. If you'd kindly point me to a more recent one i'll gladly reserect that one and leave this one to rot. Otherwise it's nice to have atleast one thread active on the more popular subjects at any given time. As those are the one's with the most posting potential.

Posted: 2003-07-21 01:55am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Around eigth grade. It felt good, that's why.

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:00am
by Howedar
XaLEv wrote:
Howedar wrote:I don't have all day.
Say it with me everyone.....



CONCESSION ACCEPTED
Say it with me everyone...

The search function cannot search for threads (only individual posts) and I don't keep a fucking log of each and every OTF thread.

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:03am
by darthdavid
Well nobody else should be expected to find old threads if you aren't expected to find old threads so you just defeated yourself :roll: .

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:12am
by Howedar
You've been here since February. The fault is yours.

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:14am
by darthdavid
So you lost your argument with me because you've been here longer than me. Good use of logic skills.

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:20am
by Howedar
:wtf:

My point was that having been here since February, you really ought to have noticed several of these threads before.

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:24am
by darthdavid
Well when you change points you generally have to state it rather than expecting someone to be able to figure it out at 2 am. I'm on the east coast after all. Well I geuss it's bed time when posts stop making sense so this is my que. Good night all.

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:39am
by StarshipTitanic
Please, if you don't keep a log of the OTF Howedar, don't expect darthdavid to, either.

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:45am
by Enforcer Talen
I felt so guilty when I started -snif- :cry:

Posted: 2003-07-21 02:55am
by Howedar
StarshipTitanic wrote:Please, if you don't keep a log of the OTF Howedar, don't expect darthdavid to, either.
I can't remember the URLs to the threads. I do remember that they existed.

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:05am
by Superman
You know what's funny, I once actually dated a girl who wanted me to stop masturbating. Did you hear that? STOP MASTURBATING. I told her that I'll stop masturbating when she stops menstrating. Needless to say, that relationship didn't last very long.

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:07am
by Trytostaydead
Question : For all those roughly 200 thousand of our troops deployed in Iraq.. how do they get privacy to relieve their.. eer, tension.

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:11am
by Superman
Doing it in the head. Sometimes it's secret. Sometimes not.

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:13am
by Howedar
Superman wrote:You know what's funny, I once actually dated a girl who wanted me to stop masturbating. Did you hear that? STOP MASTURBATING. I told her that I'll stop masturbating when she stops menstrating. Needless to say, that relationship didn't last very long.
Just tell her that means she needs to be quite willing to be in bed all of the time.

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:13am
by Trytostaydead
So if everyone's doing it in the head, they take a while doing it.. what about the poor schmoe that has diarrhea or some such? Poor man.

Posted: 2003-07-21 04:19am
by Superman
Well, in the barracks there are quite a few stalls.

Also Howedar, since when is jerking a substitute for sex? I mean masturbation is masturbation and sex is sex. It is what it is. There's a time and a place for both. Why stop eating steak just because you also have chicken?

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:51am
by aphexmonster
i cant resist staying out of a good genetalia thread

Posted: 2003-07-21 06:59am
by Gandalf
I discovered it when I was 15. I felt so guilty.