Usage of the word Fuck
Posted: 2003-07-22 01:32am
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word "Fuck".
Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", Fuck is the only one that is refered to as "the F Word". It's the one Magical word. Just by its sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German; the word Frichen, which means "to strike".
It's meaning's not always sexual
It can be used as an adjective, such as: John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb: Shirly talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirly is fucking beautiful.
As a noun: I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word: Absofuckinglutely, or Infuckingcredible
and
As almost every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay Aw, fuck it.
Trouble I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty I dont understand this fucking question.
Inquiry Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance He's a fuck off.
Dismissal Why don't you go outside and play "hide and go fuck yourself"?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples...
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word.
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly:
Fuck You.
This has been posted at least once before... if not more.
