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I once had a dream in which I went on a killing spree. I neutralized 89 people before they caught me and popped me in the slammer.

Since I live in Canada, the worst punishment (in my dream) is a year in a jail cell with three really hot, horny, vasectomyied (sp?) lesbians. The cell had a really big king-sized bed. The dream took about 25 minutes. In that time, my imagination really took off.

I'd give you the dream's details, but I'm too lazy to type right now.

To anyone who will reply: Feel free to write your own, you can even substitute me for you if you want.

I once had a dream in which I had sex with a prostitute in a supermarket.

Learn how to dream lucidly.

Can women even get vasectomies?

neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?

I should imagine so, just snip the falopian (sp?) tudes.
Although I have NO idea what side effects there might be.

neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?

Kind of hard to get a vasectomy when you don't have a Vas.

XaLEv wrote:

neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?

Kind of hard to get a vasectomy when you don't have a Vas.

Maybe the female equivilant then, that or those are some strange lesbians

XaLEv wrote:

neoolong wrote:Can women even get vasectomies?

Kind of hard to get a vasectomy when you don't have a Vas.

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

From a hilarious sex change song called "My Vagina"

Hmmm strange after reading the header on this post it brought back the memory of a dream I had when I was about 5-7 years old.

The dream started out with me at the age of ten with four of my friends at the same age, we where in grade school just playing around like most ten year olds when a teacher started giving us a hassle so we walked off and went to the lunchroom foor lunch when a few older kids started giving us a hassle.
The next thing I know me and my friend start casting fireballs lighting strikes and gas clouds then we starting running thought the city using magic to rise all sorts of hell, robbing candy stores for gummy bears and what not while the cops are chasing us though out the city and we're casting spells on them, funny thing is no one in the dream was killed, paints where set on fire hair standing on end after a lighting strike spell and all the slap stick stuff.

Next I know my friends had got caught by the police and where chained to a hugh wodden dock at a beach, walked over to where my friends where chained up cast a fire ball spell the melted the chain and that's when I woke up.

Sounds a lot like Harry Potter with magic powers from Diabolo.

Shame they were lesbians, huh? I imagine watching them have sex without you kind of brought it down a level.

evilcat4000 wrote:Sounds a lot like Harry Potter with magic powers from Diabolo.

I know but the strange thing is that I had this dream long before Potter and Diabolo where even thought of.

How come my dreams are never as cool as that?

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Learn how to dream lucidly.

How?

StarshipTitanic wrote:How?

Well, first you stop dreaming and go find a girl you fancy..

kojikun wrote:

StarshipTitanic wrote:How?

Well, first you stop dreaming and go find a girl you fancy..

But dreams involve having an estate filled with vibrating beds and a pool full of Jell-o.

kojikun wrote:

StarshipTitanic wrote:How?

Well, first you stop dreaming and go find a girl you fancy..

Or boy

StarshipTitanic wrote:But dreams involve having an estate filled with vibrating beds and a pool full of Jell-o.

Thats why you get rich too.

Dorsk81 wrote:Or boy

good enough for me or you but we're talking to breeders

kojikun wrote:

Dorsk81 wrote:Or boy

good enough for me or you but we're talking to breeders

I thought we were talking about about peoples sex dreams in general

Iv had dreams involving killing sprees also. Another weird one was me serving in the Atreides infantry, and getting totally wiped out by Sarduakar.

Dorsk 81 wrote:I thought we were talking about about peoples sex dreams in general

talking about, yes, talking TO, no.

My usual dreams are weird. The majority of them involve me being eaten by something, usualy raptors.
I very rarely have sex dreams and when I do they're usualy screwed up.
Last night I had a dream about my computer. The voice on AOL who says "you've got mail" etc, told me someone had cut me off and was using my account. It was strange....

kojikun wrote:

Dorsk 81 wrote:I thought we were talking about about peoples sex dreams in general

talking about, yes, talking TO, no.

Fine, nit pick.

So what sex dreams do you have kojikun?

Dorsk 81 wrote:Fine, nit pick.

So what sex dreams do you have kojikun?

I dont remember my dreams. I don't think I have sex related ones.

kojikun wrote:

Dorsk 81 wrote:Fine, nit pick.

So what sex dreams do you have kojikun?

I dont remember my dreams. I don't think I have sex related ones.

Thats what they all say...