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Last night I woke up from a dream that can only have been caused from spending too much time on this board we won't go into or speculate on my own personal problems that may have been contributing factors.


Last night I dreamed that I was having sex with Kate Mulgrew (she was slightly better looking than she in Remo Williams) on my grandparents lawn. What's worse is that before we started going at it I knew that she was carrying a Queen Alien embryo inside her. Does that stop me? Nooooooo. Does the fact that she tries to hook me up with my own face hugger first stop me? Noooooooooo. I don't stop until, well let's just say that the Queen Embryo doesn't like being poked and she was a little hungry when she was born. When she started eating that's when I woke up.

Janeway makes you horny.

Montcalm wrote: Janeway makes you horny.

See, that's the most disturbing part. I generally can't stand her and I blame all of the Janeway sex comments on the board for repeatedly putting the idea in my head.

The stuff with the Aliens, I could have dreamt that up on my own, but Janeway? That has to have come from the board.

I hope this will help remove the horrible thought from your mind.

Montcalm wrote:I hope this will help remove the horrible thought from your mind.
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It doesn't hurt.

so are you sure it was sex with Kate Mulgrew on your granmother's lawn and not sex with your grandmonther on Kate Mulgrew's lawn?

I'm sorry dude. That's a wierd dream. You didn't have any previous run ins with Es Arkajae from spacebattles where he forced you to look at his Janeway pictures did you?

And this is why I'm glad I have bad sleeping habits...go the bed late, wake up early...never remember last night.

Freaky, man....freeeeeeaky.

Kill yourself. It's the only sure way to prevent relapse.




On second thought don't, just find some nice hot lesbain porn. Sexy lesbians make everything better.

Stormbringer wrote:Kill yourself. It's the only sure way to prevent relapse.




On second thought don't, just find some nice hot lesbain porn. Sexy lesbians make everything better.

Then he'll have dreams of clones of Janeway, all screwing each other and they'd invite him to join along...... And here's an idea for Tysroc. Next time you have a dream that you are going hot and heavy with Janeway, picture Wesley and Neelix joining you.

Jeezus, when I have board related nightmares it's about making spelinng mistakes.

Enigma wrote:Then he'll have dreams of clones of Janeway, all screwing each other and they'd invite him to join along...... And here's an idea for Tysroc. Next time you have a dream that you are going hot and heavy with Janeway, picture Wesley and Neelix joining you.

I said sexy lesbians not horrible mannish ones.

Jeebus Christ man, did you have to share?

Durran Korr wrote:Jeebus Christ man, did you have to share?

Who?

Tsyroc.

Last night I had a dream where I was a woman with very nice breasts alternating giving some guy head and getting my pussy licked by him.

I had a dream a few days back that I had a DGG costume. Not even kidding. I had a giant foam head of my avatar, and the rest of me was in a Vader outfit. I was on a website...webcam...I don't remember doing or saying anything.

Which is why I'm gonna have to go make a DGG costume now. Acursed dream!

This is what happens when people touch themselves at night, you have much better dreams when someone else touches you.

This is getting close to BoTM material.

At least you didn't do it with Scott Bakula.

Demiurge wrote:At least you didn't do it with Scott Bakula.

Actually, I think that would be less disturbing, at least from the unfortunate victim of his account. Then he'd just be gay. Instead he dreams about mounting the She-Beast know as Kate Mulgrew.

Stormbringer wrote:

Demiurge wrote:At least you didn't do it with Scott Bakula.

Actually, I think that would be less disturbing, at least from the unfortunate victim of his account. Then he'd just be gay. Instead he dreams about mounting the She-Beast know as Kate Mulgrew.

Having sex with Scott Bakula is like having sex with George W. Bush. It's just strange and wrong.

Well atleast it wasn't janeway and jabba going at it and inviting you to join in.

Thought about and all i can say is THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

darthdavid wrote:Well atleast it wasn't janeway and jabba going at it and inviting you to join in.

Thought about and all i can say is THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!!!

Why did you brought this horrible vision again,it was wiped out of my mind until you mentioned it.

DAMN YOU