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SARSstock newsflash!
Posted: 2003-07-30 10:59am
by Next of Kin
Keith Richards has been taken out of cryogenic freeze in anticipation of his performance with the rolling stones tonight! He should be in good form when he has a couple of smokes, drugs and drinks in him. Long live Keith!!!
![Image](http://www.iorr.org/iorr27/kruger2.jpg)
Posted: 2003-07-30 11:05am
by Companion Cube
Posted: 2003-07-30 12:14pm
by Mutant Headcrab
Good God, he looks like shit! Well, I guess we now know the price for immortality...
Posted: 2003-07-30 12:45pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
lnky?
Posted: 2003-07-30 01:09pm
by Sea Skimmer
Looks like a blurred painting
Posted: 2003-07-30 01:31pm
by aphexmonster
Hes like what.... 70 ?
Posted: 2003-07-30 01:34pm
by Col. Crackpot
nah, he's not frozen. they just keep him pickled in a huge vat of Tanqueray.