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Funny Stories
Posted: 2003-07-31 12:55am
by FaxModem1
Ok, this thread is for anyone whose friend or family member or friend of a friend or family member had a really funny thing happen to them. Anybody got one?
Posted: 2003-08-01 01:32am
by Hyperion
Which one you guys want? I have a list, including the following:
(all of these are of me)
The GTA incedent
The redneck hunting trip
Drunk mayhem (3 of them)
Warp speed run (AKA: 2+ hour drive in under 45 minutes, including fuel stop)
And quite a few others.
Btw, sad thing is the stolen car one is real, obviously all of these things land in the "it was fun once, I have no clue how I got away with it, what an adrenaline rush, but never again" category.
Posted: 2003-08-01 01:41am
by SyntaxVorlon
Galactic Terran Alliance?
Are you a Shivan?
My family is too cheap to have fun stories. Or at least to widespread to have enough gatherings to share them.
Posted: 2003-08-01 01:45am
by Hasler
One of my freinds got drunk and fell into and got stuck in a garbage can
Posted: 2003-08-01 02:59pm
by YT300000
I once ran head first into a wall, and cracked my skull partially open. It was somewhat painful, but I passed out before my brain registered most of the pain.
Posted: 2003-08-01 03:45pm
by Hyperion
SyntaxVorlon wrote:Galactic Terran Alliance?
Are you a Shivan?
My family is too cheap to have fun stories. Or at least to widespread to have enough gatherings to share them.
Idiot...
GTA = Grand Theft Auto
And no, I am not talking about the game.
Posted: 2003-08-03 04:31pm
by FaxModem1
Hyperion, show us all of them. We have the time.
Posted: 2003-08-03 05:36pm
by Dalton
I remember that story Hyp...
Posted: 2003-08-03 10:11pm
by aphexmonster
Nothing beats my anal sex story
Posted: 2003-08-04 12:00am
by Gandalf
aphexmonster wrote:Nothing beats my anal sex story
The one where you had to be a butt-plug of some such? Was that you?
Posted: 2003-08-04 12:09am
by aerius
Friend of a friend of my workmate's GF, supposedly. Her BF was having some energetic sex with her and doing her doggy style and going at it real good. Well, the thrusts got mis-timed a bit and he accidentally pulled out of her vagina and jammed his penis full force into her anus. They both screamed out in pain and shock and woke up the entire dorm. No idea how true it is though.
Posted: 2003-08-04 06:40pm
by aphexmonster
Gandalf wrote:aphexmonster wrote:Nothing beats my anal sex story
The one where you had to be a butt-plug of some such? Was that you?
haha, no it wasn't me, but it happened to someone i knew