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GAYOPOLY: The Versatile Board Game (Gay)

Posted: 2003-07-31 03:27pm
by Bob McDob

Posted: 2003-07-31 03:36pm
by Companion Cube
Play the ultimate tourist and own a gay monopoly!

Because sometime you want to play the top and sometimes the bottom.
2-sided boardgame includes these incredible hot spots:
New York City - South Beach - Houston - West Hollywood
San Francisco - Chicago - Atlanta - Key West
Hehe. :lol:

Posted: 2003-07-31 04:13pm
by Lord Pounder
Kinda panders to social sterotypes. Why not ghettopoly where you get the 200 every run arround the board for knocking over the 7-11 and you don't have property you have biatches you and your bloodz pimp.

Posted: 2003-07-31 04:19pm
by Demiurge
I never knew that singing too loud while driving was such a serious problem.

Posted: 2003-07-31 05:38pm
by kojikun
Key West IS gay central. Its great.

Posted: 2003-07-31 05:44pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
kojikun wrote:Key West IS gay central. Its great.
You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.

Posted: 2003-07-31 05:50pm
by kojikun
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.
No no I live in Fort Lauderdale but Key West aint too far, you know that. But then, driving down that fucking road down the keys.. gah

Where do you live, mitth?

Posted: 2003-07-31 06:03pm
by Slartibartfast
Lord Pounder wrote:Kinda panders to social sterotypes. Why not ghettopoly where you get the 200 every run arround the board for knocking over the 7-11 and you don't have property you have biatches you and your bloodz pimp.
You get a pimp when you buy your fifth bitcha.

Posted: 2003-07-31 06:23pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
koji wrote:Where do you live, mitth?
*points to Location*

East coast central FL. Think Kennedy Space Center, I'm around there.

Posted: 2003-07-31 06:31pm
by RogueIce
What exactly do you need a sandtimer for? :?

Lou Cinda Booty... Hm... Maybe that'll be my next sock puppet. :D
Demiurge wrote:I never knew that singing too loud while driving was such a serious problem.
Oh yeah... I knew a cop who pulled someone over for it once. The game's right: it is noise pollution. Especially if you're bad at it. :wink:

Posted: 2003-07-31 07:34pm
by Lord Poe
There IS a "Ghettoopoly" on the net. Very racist website so I'm not posting the URL.

Posted: 2003-07-31 08:46pm
by Darth Yoshi
Umm...what?

Posted: 2003-07-31 08:54pm
by RedImperator
<nitpick>That's not a standard Monopoly board format. There aren't enough spaces between the corners.</nitpick>

Posted: 2003-08-01 01:23am
by Hyperion
Heh, interesting game concept... Not my idea of fun though, however I would probably play it if someone asked... (as long as my ass-end virginity does not get violated of course)

Btw, I am still waiting to be pulled over for excessive noise, I have my stereo cranked as it is, and now I am adding more subs and another amp. However, unlike most of the wannabes, I have nice equipment (Pioneer DEH-P9200R deck, Jensen 200x2 amp, 2 Magnum 8" subs, custom box), and I know how to tune everything so it doesn't sound like shit. Not to mention that even though a lot of it has extreme base, gothic music tends to not lend itself to having a cop pissed, wheras (c)rap does. However I have had more loathing glares from those idiots with the fish thingies and Christian propaganda bumper stickers on thier cars though... (very fun to piss them off, they're fundies if they have such things on their car, IMO)

Posted: 2003-08-01 01:35am
by kojikun
hyperion: how about we play and i let you violate my assend virginity? :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2003-08-01 01:36am
by RogueIce
kojikun wrote:hyperion: how about we play and i let you violate my assend virginity? :twisted: :twisted:
What? With all your talk, I never figured you for a virgin.

Posted: 2003-08-01 01:49am
by kojikun
RogueIce wrote:What? With all your talk, I never figured you for a virgin.
I've never claimed to have had sex. You make your own assumptions. :)

Posted: 2003-08-01 02:03am
by Illuminatus Primus
kojikun wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.
No no I live in Fort Lauderdale but Key West aint too far, you know that. But then, driving down that fucking road down the keys.. gah

Where do you live, mitth?
Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.

Posted: 2003-08-01 02:21am
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
kojikun wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:You live in Key West? Cool. *checks off one more person on the "lives-near-me" list*

This is a very sterotypical game, and it seems kinda stupid besides. It's almost making fun of being gay, it seems.
No no I live in Fort Lauderdale but Key West aint too far, you know that. But then, driving down that fucking road down the keys.. gah

Where do you live, mitth?
Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.
Na, I got the Kennedy Space Center up in here f00! That and a nice beach that's not *too* far away...

Posted: 2003-08-01 04:43am
by kojikun
I have .. nothing. Fuck.

Wait! No! We have gay central! HAH! And its less time to drive to Key West so NYAH! :P :)

Posted: 2003-08-01 08:58am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
RogueIce wrote:
kojikun wrote:hyperion: how about we play and i let you violate my assend virginity? :twisted: :twisted:
What? With all your talk, I never figured you for a virgin.
ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!
:wtf:

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

Posted: 2003-08-01 04:52pm
by RogueIce
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.
Na, I got the Kennedy Space Center up in here f00! That and a nice beach that's not *too* far away...
Bah, we got MacDill AFB (CENTCOM and SOCOM, loser. All you got is NASA)! Then there's all of Tampa's beaches. Then St Pete's Beaches. And, of course, Clearwater aka Bikini Babes Galore!

To reiterate: Tampa Bay ownz j00.

Posted: 2003-08-01 04:57pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
RogueIce wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:Floridian, huh? Tampa Bay ownz joo.
Na, I got the Kennedy Space Center up in here f00! That and a nice beach that's not *too* far away...
Bah, we got MacDill AFB (CENTCOM and SOCOM, loser. All you got is NASA)! Then there's all of Tampa's beaches. Then St Pete's Beaches. And, of course, Clearwater aka Bikini Babes Galore!

To reiterate: Tampa Bay ownz j00.
We gotz t3h bitchez (well, not really) and Patrick AFB f00. We also have a huge Navy and civilian port, and a bunch of missile launch sites.

East Brevard County ownz j00!

Posted: 2003-08-01 05:01pm
by RogueIce
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:We gotz t3h bitchez (well, not really) and Patrick AFB f00. We also have a huge Navy and civilian port, and a bunch of missile launch sites.

East Brevard County ownz j00!
MacDill is home to TWO major Joint Commands, and an Air Refueling Wing. What's Patrick got?

As for ports, the Port of Tampa ownz j00. We're what, fourth largest port in the US?

We got National Guard, Naval Reserve, Marine Reserve, Army Reserve, and other fun things. We got Military presence, bi-atch.

Posted: 2003-08-01 05:11pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
RogueIce wrote:
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:We gotz t3h bitchez (well, not really) and Patrick AFB f00. We also have a huge Navy and civilian port, and a bunch of missile launch sites.

East Brevard County ownz j00!
MacDill is home to TWO major Joint Commands, and an Air Refueling Wing. What's Patrick got?

As for ports, the Port of Tampa ownz j00. We're what, fourth largest port in the US?

We got National Guard, Naval Reserve, Marine Reserve, Army Reserve, and other fun things. We got Military presence, bi-atch.
Everyone has heard of the Space Shuttle. How popular is MacDill? I rest my case.

(BTW, wth DOES the Port of Tampa have? I haven't heard of any major cruise ships making a stop there...)