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Come and get it

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:24pm
by Lt. Dan
Ok, I have been reading this forum for a whlie now and now I am a part of it. I know how some of you like to "poke" the new guys so here is your chance. Go for it. Poke away.

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:31pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
Poking has been outlawed, but I can welcome you to the forum, so: WELCOME TO THE FORUM!

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:47pm
by God Emperor
Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:48pm
by thecreech
Ahh Lt Dan my old nemisis. Good to see you on the forum finally. Good avatar

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:54pm
by Captain Cyran
Poking is outlawed very strictly with the result of the loss of an Avatar.

Don't listen to any gnomes, treat them like you were supposed to treat strangers when you were a little kid, stay away and don't talk to them.

*Sticks the n00b with a needle* And that is your Anti-verilonitis serum.

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:56pm
by RedImperator
Nifty avatar indeed. Welcome to SDN. I'm RedImperator, one of your Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. As such, you'll only ever need my or my comrades services in the Hall of Shame.

Try not to need our services. Customer satisfaction is decidedly not our first priority.

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:56pm
by Lt. Dan
Hey Creech, how's it? Ya I finally asked them to fix it for me.

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:56pm
by Soontir C'boath
Captain_Cyran wrote:*Sticks the n00b with a needle* And that is your Anti-verilonitis serum.[/i]
Biting is still allowed :?
Anyway, welcome to the forum. May you enjoy and HATE your time here. :D ~Jason

Posted: 2003-08-01 03:58pm
by Captain Cyran
By the way, as many have said, cool Avatar.

EDIT: Oh shit, sorry, forgot about that. A mod can feel free to get rid of this...

Posted: 2003-08-01 04:07pm
by Alyeska
Poking is outlawed, so its newbie directed spam. Hence Captain_Cyran is in violation.

Follow the rules people.

Posted: 2003-08-01 05:10pm
by RogueIce
Welcome to SDN, L-T!

*checks list* That's two Lieutenants, two Captains, and two Colonels...

Where're the Majors? :?

Posted: 2003-08-01 05:12pm
by Montcalm
Bienvenue a SD.net poke the noob. :wink:

Posted: 2003-08-01 05:14pm
by Col. Crackpot
RogueIce wrote:Welcome to SDN, L-T!

*checks list* That's two Lieutenants, two Captains, and two Colonels...

Where're the Majors? :?
no enlisted or nco's for that matter.... it's like the old saying, Too many chiefs, not enough indians. [size=0]oke-pay[/size]

Posted: 2003-08-01 11:16pm
by YT300000
Welcome. I am a nobody with a kickass avatar, sig pic hardly anyone can see and an overinflated attitude. Enjoy your stay, and beware of rabid trolls.

Posted: 2003-08-01 11:18pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
YT300000 wrote:Welcome. I am a nobody with a kickass avatar, sig pic hardly anyone can see and an overinflated attitude. Enjoy your stay, and beware of rabid trolls.
*hands YT3e5 the "Self-Description of the Year" award*

[applause]

Posted: 2003-08-02 12:57am
by Matt7
Welcome Lt. Dan! Haven't I seen you somewhere before (the Relic BBS, maybe...a long time ago...?)if not, then ignore this sentence.
A blessing - may your time here be multiplied, your skin become pasty, and your brain enlarge so you require a skull enlargement.
Good luck,
Matt7

Posted: 2003-08-02 01:07am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Must... resist... urge... to... poke... (Extends arm, while extending finger, while shaking the whole time)

Anyway, welcome to be boards. I'll be the one that butts into conversations and says something stupid. I'd reccomend you frequent the sci-fi forums, as I rarely post there.

Posted: 2003-08-02 02:25am
by SyntaxVorlon
*Poke engines scuttled
-Sir we've got a complication-
-what?-
-The poke scuttle has created a shockwave, it's headed our way-
-Magnitude?-
-Nova-
*craps pants

oh and in the spirit of #evr on quakenet
/me slaps dan around with large trout
We don't do that to n00bs we do that to everybody

Posted: 2003-08-02 02:56am
by FaxModem1
Welcome to SD.net, may you find your mind stimulated, your values destroyed, and your world turned upside down.

(I'm actually getting the hang of this place, creepy)

Posted: 2003-08-02 03:09am
by Beowulf
Welcome to SD.net, have fun, we're all a bunch of wierdos here. Try to avoid being an idiot, and you'll survive jsut fine...

Posted: 2003-08-02 03:54am
by Hethrir
Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:Poking has been outlawed, but I can welcome you to the forum, so: WELCOME TO THE FORUM!
heh heh, somehow i avoided a poking while it was still allowed.

Posted: 2003-08-02 03:56am
by Howedar
Generally if you came in the old days when the board was small, or if you didn't do a hello thread, you avoided pokage.

Posted: 2003-08-02 05:20am
by Dalton
Welcome to SD.net, Lt. Dan. Cyran and others who violated the new rules: I'll be lenient on you for now since you're still adapting to it, but please try to keep a lid on things.

Thread locked, people. Lt. Dan, again welcome. Please read the forum policy announcement.