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I have proof that there is a Supreme Being.

This very day is that proof.

In other words, the Charley Horse cramp that woke me up two hours before I wanted and kept me from going back to sleep, combined with eight hours of work in the fucking rain, has led me to believe that God exists, because ONLY A SUPREME BEING COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHITTY, FUCKED UP DAY!!!!!! :evil::evil::evil::evil:

The truth is, people, that God exists and HATES ME.

All in a days work puny mortal,worship me

Hobbes: Do you believe in God?

Calvin: Well, somebody up there doesn't like me.

That's the best I could remember, anyway.

A Charley Horse huh? Have you been touching yourself at night again?

Ummm...Steve...it's Florida, and it's summer. That means rain almost every day from now until September. I've already lost power once this week and had a brownout. Had one come through the other night that dropped 3 inches while I was sleeping. It's normal .

(yeah, I know, don't ruin a good bitching with facts, but hey, I got soaked when I was in Lakeland, so I've not avoided it myself)

jmac wrote:A Charley Horse huh? Have you been touching yourself at night again?

If I knew the significance of the supposed link, I'd know whether to laugh or whatever, but as I don't....

And Dark.... I work outside. I have to collect shopping carts in the lot. Meaning I get sickly wet sometimes, even with rain ponchos.

why I was a maltheist for 4 months.

Steve wrote:And Dark.... I work outside. I have to collect shopping carts in the lot. Meaning I get sickly wet sometimes, even with rain ponchos.

I know a bit of how you feel. I work with Habitat for Humanity, and we'll work in the rain if it's possible (hammering and painting usually can't be done, but some mounting, digging, clearing of land, and mounting of various and sundry can). I do sympathize; I was just trying to be humorous, since our so-called "Sunshine State" very often is grey and rainy.

The Dark wrote:(yeah, I know, don't ruin a good bitching with facts, but hey, I got soaked when I was in Lakeland, so I've not avoided it myself)

Lakeland is teh sux0r...

Temple Terrace (the one right next to Tampa that IS it's own city, ya assholes) all the way!

And curse this damn rain. I've been trying to get to Adventure Island and Busch Gardens to check out the chicks and some of that other stuff they have (rides and some animals, I think) but it keeps raining or just rumbling thunder for awhile when I try to go out so there's no point.

That might make sense. I mean, with disease, war, famine, and reality TV, I say that if there is a god, he must either hate us or be too busy playing golf or fighting evil in some faraway place in the universe to care about us.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:That might make sense. I mean, with disease, war, famine, and reality TV, I say that if there is a god, he must either hate us or be too busy playing golf or fighting evil in some faraway place in the universe to care about us.

Reality TV shouldn't be blamed on God. It should be blamed upon Nyarlathotep.

your putting that in every topic, arent you.

"All my life I've wondered if there's a God, and now I know there is. And it's me!"

Steve wrote:

jmac wrote:A Charley Horse huh? Have you been touching yourself at night again?

If I knew the significance of the supposed link, I'd know whether to laugh or whatever, but as I don't....

Masturbation is a leading cause of blindness, wrist injuries, RSI, Charley Horses, and cramps.

What did you do to piss zeus off so bad?Call him a sissy?

Only one with a huge ego would think that God is out to get them personally

aerius wrote:

Steve wrote:

jmac wrote:A Charley Horse huh? Have you been touching yourself at night again?

If I knew the significance of the supposed link, I'd know whether to laugh or whatever, but as I don't....

Masturbation is a leading cause of blindness, wrist injuries, RSI, Charley Horses, and cramps.

you forgot carpal tunnel syndrome...

Matt7 wrote:

aerius wrote:Masturbation is a leading cause of blindness, wrist injuries, RSI, Charley Horses, and cramps.

you forgot carpal tunnel syndrome...

What about killing kittens?

Matt7 wrote:you forgot carpal tunnel syndrome...

I believe that's covered by RSI and wrist injuries.

RogueIce wrote:What about killing kittens?

Research is still being done to establish a correlation between masturbation and unexplained kitten deaths. We have insufficient data right now to draw definite conclusions, but we believe there's a link.

"I'm telling you, god hates me"
"I thought you didn't believe in god"
"I do, for the bad stuff"

- George & his psychiatrist on Seinfeld.

I am convinced that there is a god, and that he has a twisted fucking sense of humor.

Steve wrote:I have proof that there is a Supreme Being.

This very day is that proof.

In other words, the Charley Horse cramp that woke me up two hours before I wanted and kept me from going back to sleep, combined with eight hours of work in the fucking rain, has led me to believe that God exists, because ONLY A SUPREME BEING COULD BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHITTY, FUCKED UP DAY!!!!!! :evil::evil::evil::evil:

The truth is, people, that God exists and HATES ME.

Oh, I know that feeling. Finding a girl with whom I'm compatible, likes me, enjoys talking to me, and is attractive, only to find out she's engaged to someone in Canada over an Internet relationship (and this is more or less the SECOND TIME this has happened, sans the Canada bit) is proof enough for me that the galactic dice are quite loaded.

Matt7 wrote:you forgot carpal tunnel syndrome...

And hairy palms.

Agent Fisher wrote:Only one with a huge ego would think that God is out to get them personally

Damn straight!