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Inspired by zaia'a recent thread, or more specifically, Kuja's post in such, I started musing about what would happen if we remade other films using denizens as characters. More specifically, about this film:

So without futher ado...

SD Net Pictures presents:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Starring:

Lord Pounder as Dr Frank.N.Furter (a scientist)
Lady Tevar as Janet Weiss (a heroine)
SirNitram as Brad Majors (a hero)
Kuja as Riff Raff (a handyman)
Kelly Antilles as Magenta (a Domestic)
Zaia as Columbia (a Groupie)
Frank Hipper as Dr Everett V. Scott (A Rival Scientist)
Seanrobertson as Rocky (a Creation)
Dalton as Eddie (Ex Delivery Boy)
and
Colonel Olrik as the Criminologist (an expert)

and this is where you do the same to other films...

Cool i'm a scientist. I've never seen that movie so i'm asking is being him good or bad. And more to the point do i have to shave my legs?

Lord Pounder wrote:Cool i'm a scientist. I've never seen that movie so i'm asking is being him good or bad. And more to the point do i have to shave my legs?

Yes. You do.
But on the plus side you get to have sex with three of the above.

Battlefield Earth

Starring:

Darkstar as Terl
John Clark as Jonnie Goodboy Tyler
Azeron as Ker

innerbrat wrote:Zaia as Columbia (a Groupie)

Can I be the Groupie's screaming fanboy?

Oh, wait, I already am.

Hm, an SDNet movie...

The Rock:

• Me as Ed Harris (Brig Gen Hummel)
  Shep as Crazy White Marine Captain
  Skimmer as Crazy Black Marine Captain
  Lonestar as Nic Cage (Agent Goodspeed)
  Dalton as Sean Connery (Mason - he should love that, even if it does make him old)
  SolidSnake as the Marine Major (Bad Marines 2IC)
  Rob Wilson as the SEAL Commander
  Tsyroc as the SEAL Guard (looking after Mason)
  Jmac as Jade (Mason's daughter)
  Darth Wong as FBI Director
  Coyete [sp?, damn] as FBI SAIC of SF area
  DGG as the Tourist Hostage (the one where Mason surrenders himself to the Marines)
  Other members of the Mess as the SEAL Team
  Other members of the HAB as the Bad Marines
  Other SDNetters as the other Prison Hostages

Back to the Future

Me as Marty McFly
Sea Skimmer as Doc Brown (see, we can be buddies!)
Zaia as Marty's Mom
RougeIce as George McFly (see, you get the girl in the end and everything)
MKSheppard as Bif Tannon
Dalton as the Delorian ( )

Cameos...
jmac as Marty's girlfriend ( )
WeeMadAndo, Rob Wilson, and Colonel Olrik as Bif's thugs

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Back to the Future

<SNIP>

Zaia as Marty's Mom
RougeIce as George McFly (see, you get the girl in the end and everything)

<SNIP>

Whoo hoo!

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Dalton as the Delorian ( )

ROFL

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:WeeMadAndo, Rob Wilson, and Colonel Olrik as Bif's thugs

Rob Wilson as Shep's thug? Awww... Poor Rob...

Lord Pounder wrote:Cool i'm a scientist. I've never seen that movie so i'm asking is being him good or bad. And more to the point do i have to shave my legs?

I hope you like wearing pearls and a bustier. And as mentioned, you get to have sex with three of the characters. Two of them are guys. Unfortunately, it doesn't end well for you, though you get much sex and larfs on the way. Plus, you get to have a go at Meatloaf (played here by Dalton) with a pickaxe!


I'm just trying to thinking of classic scenes in Rocky here.

Kuja: "Hey Lord Pounder, it's all over!
Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle too extreme!
I'm your new moderator, you are now a spammer!
We return to StarDestroyer! Prepare to translocate!"

IB: I assume that's Meatloaf's part?
Rogue: Thanks for the compliment.
DGG: Fuck you.

innerbrat has separated me from the rest. Clearly, she loves me

DGG: Giving me that role won't make me any more tolerant to the spam of the gnomes

Dalton wrote:Rogue: Thanks for the compliment.

No prob.

And Lonestar gets to beat up on Shep and Skimmer. Heh...

I die a heroic and noble death. Oh well.

I'd be a better Frank'N'Furter. I dress like he does. Or atleastI wish I did.

kojikun wrote:I'd be a better Frank'N'Furter. I dress like he does. Or atleastI wish I did.

Heh heh...
"Whatever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh, how I started to cry
'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same"

The D&D movie

Me as Profion
Nitram as Damadar
Kelly as Marina
Zaia as the Queen
Ein as Snails
Dalton as The Dwarf(do we ever really learn his name?)
Innerbrat as that elven tracker
Iceberg as Ritley

innerbrat wrote:Frank Hipper as Dr Everett V. Scott (A Rival Scientist)

Hey! Where's my fucking neck?????

Somebody's going to do it, it might as well be me....

Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Hope.

Princess Leia Organa- Kelly Antilles
Luke Skywalker-Einhander Sn0m4n
Obi-Wan Kenobi-Dalton
Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith-Darth Wong
Grand Moff Tarkin-Frank Hipper ( )
R2-D2-Darth Garden Gnome
C3PO-verilon
Han Solo-MKSheppard
Chewbacca-Superman
The Corpse of Owen Lars-Darkstar
The Corpse of Beru Lars-PatKelly
Jawas-The Secret Gnomish Revolution
Stormtroopers-Various and sundry SD.Net flamewarriors
The Dlanoga-EvilGrey

HEY, everyone knows that the part of Chewbacca is for ME and ME alone

Dalton wrote:HEY, everyone knows that the part of Chewbacca is for ME and ME alone

You were casted for personality, not physical bearing!

Frank Hipper wrote:

Dalton wrote:HEY, everyone knows that the part of Chewbacca is for ME and ME alone

You were casted for personality, not physical bearing!

I would think I'd come over as an overbearing brute, not some snide Brit

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

?...Eddie Valiant
Lt. Hit-Man...Judge Doom
Kelly Antilles...Dolores
WMA...Roger Rabbit
Zaia...Jessica Rabbit
Wong...Marvin Acme
Dalton...Gorilla
Spanky...R.K. Maroon
SB NRA...The Bullets

That's all I can come up with at the moment.

Alex Moon wrote:Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

?...Eddie Valiant
Lt. Hit-Man...Judge Doom
Kelly Antilles...Dolores
WMA...Roger Rabbit
Zaia...Jessica Rabbit
Wong...Marvin Acme
Dalton...Gorilla
Spanky...R.K. Maroon
SB NRA...The Bullets

That's all I can come up with at the moment.

I'll be Eddie!

*glances at Frank's ANH casting*

Tidi!

'Cuz we're the Spaceballs!

SPACEBALLS


Starring:

Mike Wong... President Skroob
LT.Hit-Man... Dark Helmet
Grand Admiral Thrawn... Colonel Sandurz
Mr. Bean... Radar Technician
Darth Garden Gnome... Yogurt
Stravo... Lone Starr
Dalton... Barfolomew (Barf)
Zaia... Princess Vespa
Durandal... King Roland
Marina O'Leary... Commanderette
Kelly Antilles... Dot Matrix
Chuck Sonnenburg... Church Minister
Robert Treder... Prince Valium
Myself... Major Asshole
RayCav... Pizza the Hut
Robert Scott Anderson... Guy at bar with Xenomorph

Crayz9000 wrote:Myself... Major Asshole

Of course you are...but who're you playing? j/k

Hm...SDNet in Blazing Saddles:

Damn, I wish I could remember all the names!

RogueIce wrote:Of course you are...but who're you playing? j/k

Unlike most of you guys, I don't have delusions of grandeur

LOTR- the Fellowship of sd.net
DGG - Frodo
Rogueice - Sam Gamgee
Mith$%£%£% - other hobbit
Agent Fisher - other hobbit
Gandalf - Gandalf
Rye - Aragorn (of course)
Kojikun - Legolas
Ein - Some other elf dude
Poe - Gimli
Dalton - Treebeard
Innerbrat - Galadriel
All you gnomophobic freaks - Orc/goblin cannon fodder
Balrog - Balrog
Crayz9000 - Cameo Gordon Freeman appearence
Black mages - Nazgul
Darkstar - cavetroll?


...that's all i can think of for now...

Crayz9000 wrote: Marina O'Leary... Commanderette

That's so damn appropriate. heheheh