I'm back.
Posted: 2003-08-04 10:35pm
Yo, I'm finally back, *rant alert*
23 days in Pennslyvania, no computer, no electronic games of any kind, cold turkey, no murders, I'm quite proud of myself. For the past 3 weeks I've been taking care of my Granma, which wasn't too bad, but I was in a county with one of the(if not the) highest concentration of senior citizens in the US. In that time I've seen 3 fuckable chicks(and my standards aren't what you would call high) and one of them was my cousin so it's more like two(not county the plane rides). If I haddn't had cable TV, there would have been dead bodies everywhere. Internet withdraw is harsh man, I wanted, WANTED, to play scrabble(most people should know I suck at spelling). I haven't read or heard the worlds anal sex in 3 weeks. I've only seen 4 boobs since I left, and that was just for the short time in American Pie 2, I almost saw 5, luckly my grandmothers sagged enough that I just barely(I think) missed an accedentaly flash this morning, *shudder*. I've been on the net for about an hour and a half now, check a few things, never did I think D2 1.1 wouldn't be out by now, bastards. Cable TV tought me a lot of things:
1) Fuck ALL of those cars in the Fast and the Fuirious, I want fucking K.I.T.T.
2) I'd also like one of the plasma pack things from the Ghostbusters movie in the trunk of Kitt.
3) Pay It Forward, great movie, I wish I had it on tape, I didn't like most of the movie, but I'd could watch Haley Joe Osmane or what ever the fuck it is, get stabbed over and over and over again.
4) Same thing with Wil Weaton getting machine gunned while looking like a fag in Toy Soldiers.
5) FOX is an eternal dumbass for dumping Family Guy and Futurama, Cartoon Network is a dumbass for dumping Futurama for Home Movies
6) Did the people writing for ST:TNG have some sort of fetish for the USS Intrepid, it was mentioned in almost every episode I saw.
7)Enterprise is crap(I stop watching at the teaser of the first episode and you can't get UPN on an antenna in San Antonio, their anntenna is to fuckign weak), and it has the worst opening credits ever, not just for a ST show, I mean ever.
Damnit, Jimmy and Adam left the Man Show before I ever even got a chance to try and get in the audience(being underaged)
9) I never knew why they kept mentioning Richard Dean Anderson when they advertised Stargate, this was the first Macgyver episodes I've probly seen in 6-10 years.
10) Old Hulk show== crap.
11) ST:TOS fucking rules(I have seen any episodes in many many years.
There's probly more, but I'll stop.
You start having fucked up dreams when you haven't masturbated in a week. I now have the companion to the Simpsons Seasons 1-12, come to me if you have any questions. George Carlin fucking rules, I read Napalm and Silly Putty in a day(my flight back today). I hate riding on a fucking plane, luckly I only had one flight with a chatty person and it was only a 30 minute flight. Oh, and turbelence sucks when you go airborne for a second. I'm not proud to admit this, but I road my first real roller coasters last tuesday(I'll be 18 in a month), ofcourse they were all wooden ones I got a serious headache for the rest of the day after going on one called the Thunderbolt. I hate amusment parks. The national aviary sucks, probly cause I work with birds a prey and like birds of prey more than other birds, and they only had 5 birds of prey, all that I work with every Saturday(2 King Vultures, 2 Bald Eagles, and a Specicle Owl), they had a Snowy Owl which I really would have liked to see but they only have it out during winter, so I was pissed off. I've been in hill country for the past 3 weeks, and living all my life in a very flat part of Texas, I HATE FUCKING HILLS! I could walk up a set of stairs three times the length of some of those hills up there and not be as tired out. I guess it uses different muscles that I never use down here. God damnit I wish my town had 7-11s, Icees and Paradice Ices UTTERLY SUCK in comparison to slurpees. Hot cousins suck, not closely related enough to develop a sisterly feel, but close enough related thats its not right to check them out.
Ok, well, that has basicly been a excriment of 3 weeks tightly restrained ideas, I could go on, but I think I'll stop, If you read it all give yourself a cookie.
So, what did I miss?
23 days in Pennslyvania, no computer, no electronic games of any kind, cold turkey, no murders, I'm quite proud of myself. For the past 3 weeks I've been taking care of my Granma, which wasn't too bad, but I was in a county with one of the(if not the) highest concentration of senior citizens in the US. In that time I've seen 3 fuckable chicks(and my standards aren't what you would call high) and one of them was my cousin so it's more like two(not county the plane rides). If I haddn't had cable TV, there would have been dead bodies everywhere. Internet withdraw is harsh man, I wanted, WANTED, to play scrabble(most people should know I suck at spelling). I haven't read or heard the worlds anal sex in 3 weeks. I've only seen 4 boobs since I left, and that was just for the short time in American Pie 2, I almost saw 5, luckly my grandmothers sagged enough that I just barely(I think) missed an accedentaly flash this morning, *shudder*. I've been on the net for about an hour and a half now, check a few things, never did I think D2 1.1 wouldn't be out by now, bastards. Cable TV tought me a lot of things:
1) Fuck ALL of those cars in the Fast and the Fuirious, I want fucking K.I.T.T.
2) I'd also like one of the plasma pack things from the Ghostbusters movie in the trunk of Kitt.
3) Pay It Forward, great movie, I wish I had it on tape, I didn't like most of the movie, but I'd could watch Haley Joe Osmane or what ever the fuck it is, get stabbed over and over and over again.
4) Same thing with Wil Weaton getting machine gunned while looking like a fag in Toy Soldiers.
5) FOX is an eternal dumbass for dumping Family Guy and Futurama, Cartoon Network is a dumbass for dumping Futurama for Home Movies
6) Did the people writing for ST:TNG have some sort of fetish for the USS Intrepid, it was mentioned in almost every episode I saw.
7)Enterprise is crap(I stop watching at the teaser of the first episode and you can't get UPN on an antenna in San Antonio, their anntenna is to fuckign weak), and it has the worst opening credits ever, not just for a ST show, I mean ever.
Damnit, Jimmy and Adam left the Man Show before I ever even got a chance to try and get in the audience(being underaged)9) I never knew why they kept mentioning Richard Dean Anderson when they advertised Stargate, this was the first Macgyver episodes I've probly seen in 6-10 years.
10) Old Hulk show== crap.
11) ST:TOS fucking rules(I have seen any episodes in many many years.
There's probly more, but I'll stop.
You start having fucked up dreams when you haven't masturbated in a week. I now have the companion to the Simpsons Seasons 1-12, come to me if you have any questions. George Carlin fucking rules, I read Napalm and Silly Putty in a day(my flight back today). I hate riding on a fucking plane, luckly I only had one flight with a chatty person and it was only a 30 minute flight. Oh, and turbelence sucks when you go airborne for a second. I'm not proud to admit this, but I road my first real roller coasters last tuesday(I'll be 18 in a month), ofcourse they were all wooden ones I got a serious headache for the rest of the day after going on one called the Thunderbolt. I hate amusment parks. The national aviary sucks, probly cause I work with birds a prey and like birds of prey more than other birds, and they only had 5 birds of prey, all that I work with every Saturday(2 King Vultures, 2 Bald Eagles, and a Specicle Owl), they had a Snowy Owl which I really would have liked to see but they only have it out during winter, so I was pissed off. I've been in hill country for the past 3 weeks, and living all my life in a very flat part of Texas, I HATE FUCKING HILLS! I could walk up a set of stairs three times the length of some of those hills up there and not be as tired out. I guess it uses different muscles that I never use down here. God damnit I wish my town had 7-11s, Icees and Paradice Ices UTTERLY SUCK in comparison to slurpees. Hot cousins suck, not closely related enough to develop a sisterly feel, but close enough related thats its not right to check them out.
Ok, well, that has basicly been a excriment of 3 weeks tightly restrained ideas, I could go on, but I think I'll stop, If you read it all give yourself a cookie.
So, what did I miss?
