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Right. Here's the deal. There's a mouse in my house, and it's withstood all attempts to catch/kill it. It hides in the cupboards and couch during the day and runs alll over the kitchen eating and pooping on everything at night. We tried to get it with a mousetrap, but it just ate the bait.

Help.

Use glued paper that might work.

Burn the house. Its contaminated.

Mix up some poisoned peanut butter and put it out. Mice love peanut butter (not cheese).

If it hides in the cupboards, find out how it's getting in and out of them. Once the mouse gets in, seal it in there until it starves to death. Or just seed the cupboards with lots of mousetraps and ratpoison. Follow the poop-trails to see where it's running, then ambush it with a pellet gun. Boobytrap the kitchen too. Secure all the food and garbage in your house so the mouse can't feed.

Get a non-lazy, non-useless cat.

*mutters about his cat that does NOTHING but sleep, and moves ONLY to eat, find a new place to sleep, or get petted*

Could get some poisoned grain or foodstuff that it commonly eats.

Glue traps, only problem with those is that you got to kill the rat yourself. A nicer way would to get a large cardboard boxput a small sheet or something over it and some bait and they'll fall it, make it tall enought they can't get out. Also, are you baiting but not setting the traps before you set them. Thats how your suppose to do, so they think its a safe food sourse. Atleast thats how you do it with racoons.

RogueIce wrote:Get a non-lazy, non-useless cat.

*mutters about his cat that does NOTHING but sleep, and moves ONLY to eat, find a new place to sleep, or get petted*

Look on the bright side, at least it didn't try to bite your dick off.
There's a couple board members who almost got neutered by their kitties.

aerius wrote:

RogueIce wrote:Get a non-lazy, non-useless cat.

*mutters about his cat that does NOTHING but sleep, and moves ONLY to eat, find a new place to sleep, or get petted*

Look on the bright side, at least it didn't try to bite your dick off.
There's a couple board members who almost got neutered by their kitties.

Hm... Good point.

*is thankful*

Find the fuckers hole and fill it with steel wool with posion...as he tries to eat the steal wool he'll die.

I recommend dynamite.

RedImperator wrote:I recommend dynamite.

Thats overkill.

Laird, get a new sig pic, its too big.

kojikun wrote:Laird, get a new sig pic, its too big.

Mmmkay,what are the size limits? *x*?

Laird wrote:

kojikun wrote:Laird, get a new sig pic, its too big.

Mmmkay,what are the size limits? *x*?

Here ya go

RogueIce wrote:

aerius wrote:

RogueIce wrote:Get a non-lazy, non-useless cat.

*mutters about his cat that does NOTHING but sleep, and moves ONLY to eat, find a new place to sleep, or get petted*

Look on the bright side, at least it didn't try to bite your dick off.
There's a couple board members who almost got neutered by their kitties.

Hm... Good point.

*is thankful*

Oh God don't remind me

Please get a smaller sig pic, Laird.

I'd recommend buying (or maybe borrowind) a kitten. Kittens are killing machines. Let it lose in your house at night, and the mouse SHOULD be dead by morning. If it won't, you'll get a nice show of a kitten playing with it's food...but sooner or later, the thing will be DEAD, and with minimal effort.

No don't kill it, start a symbiotic relationship. He can run around and shit at his leisure, but has to mow the lawn on the w/e.