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Who would win in a Battle to the Death?

Or, for that matter, in picking up chicks for the Big Dance on Saturday?

You decide!

My vote goes to Archie... He's just the Wholesome All American Boy (TM), so he's bound to win...eventually. Provided he doesn't do anything stupid.

Riggie I don't know unless your talking the Kray brother, then he would be picking up boys for the dance....

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Riggie I don't know unless your talking the Kray brother, then he would be picking up boys for the dance....

There were gay characters in Archie Comics?

no I was trying to think about things out side of the Archie verse, and forgot about the fact that archie's nemisis is Reggie...

Reggie Kray, is a creature of real life, a gangster from the 1960's. Who was very much into young men. Along with his twin brother and their older brother they kept up quite the reign of terror. The last one of the infamous Krays died in prison a few years ago.

I also thought you might have ment Archie vs. RICHIE (Cunningham), which could lead to Ralph Mouth and Jughead eating vs. but the Fonz would wind up taking home all of the girls.

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I also thought you might have ment Archie vs. RICHIE (Cunningham), which could lead to Ralph Mouth and Jughead eating vs. but the Fonz would wind up taking home all of the girls.

Damn the Fonz. Damn him to the blackest depths of Hell. How can he get the chicks with hair like that?

Anyway, I digress...

Hey, here's a vs...

Sonic the Hedgehog vs Speedy Gonzalez in a race.

Archie would never kill Reggie. Let's say Reggie goes into an insane rage and beats Betty and Veronica to death with a crowbar. Archie would kick his ass, sure. But Jughead would come just before Reggie dies and talk Archie back to his senses.

Demiurge wrote:Archie would never kill Reggie. Let's say Reggie goes into an insane rage and beats Betty and Veronica to death with a crowbar. Archie would kick his ass, sure. But Jughead would come just before Reggie dies and talk Archie back to his senses.

At which point Jughead would tell Moose that Reggie banged Midge, and Moose would take care of things.

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I also thought you might have ment Archie vs. RICHIE (Cunningham), which could lead to Ralph Mouth and Jughead eating vs. but the Fonz would wind up taking home all of the girls.

Dude, that was Ralph Malph.