Read all about it! Kim Jong-il Reelected!

The Duchess of Zeon · Post by **The Duchess of Zeon** » 2003-08-07 02:11am

Gets 100% of the vote!

- 99.9% Turnout!

- 0.1% were those working or posted overseas, only!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-08-07 02:20am

Only 100%? I'm disappointed.

A man of such reputation should recieve no less than 102%!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-07 02:21am

How does this not seem surprising..?

~ver

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-07 02:42am

Arnold couldn't run there though because he wasn't a natural born citizen. which is why he settled for governor of CA.

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-08-07 04:12am

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Gets 100% of the vote!

- 99.9% Turnout!

- 0.1% were those working or posted overseas, only!

Fresh from the presses of the DPRK:

"The Dear Leader has proclaimed a day of celebration of the people's wise choice, which is good and true -- truly in the spirit of Juche -- Death to America and all who would dare blink an eyelid at the great and powerful paradise that is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! Heil Hitle -- eh, urm, we mean Hail Dear Leader!"

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-07 05:07am

Well they people have spoken, those who disagreed were shot. Democracy still has some kinks in it.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-08-07 05:11am

Whoa!!! Didn't see this one coming! This is like "Dewey Defeats Truman"! Totally out of the blue, holy shit!

Above post may or may not contain sarcasm.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-08-07 06:26am

The DPRK government has an offical website: http://www. korea-dpr.com/

Check it out, an online souvenir shop! http://www. korea-dpr.com/souv.htm

Only 35 euro for a 16x34cm flag?! Put me down for 10 Kimmy!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-07 06:41am

BoredShirtless wrote:The DPRK government has an offical website: http://www. korea-dpr.com/

That's a scary site.

Become a spy for Korea!

Few people know, but Korea is artificially divided by the U.S, that maintain the southern population (that wishes nothing but to join their northern brothers) under terror control, by keeping 40.000 soldiers in the territory!

jegs2 · Post by **jegs2** » 2003-08-07 07:29am

A North Korean poster:

Reminds me of some of those WW2 posters...

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-08-07 07:54am

Muhaha according to the tourist info American passportholders cannot apply.

Luckely I can.

Now I just need to start filling in all those forms.

Wonder what fun and exiting stuff there is to do in N Korea?

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-07 08:03am

Election with one candidate,i fail to see where is the democracy in this.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-07 08:47am

Montcalm wrote:Election with one candidate,i fail to see where is the democracy in this.

That's because you're a brain-washed Imperialist pig!

We, the people of Democratic Korea, stand united and ready to crush the nazi american dogs and their allied pigs!

Read our news agency and finally learn the truth!

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

Our glorious leader guides us, and Korea will rise again!

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-07 08:56am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Montcalm wrote:Election with one candidate,i fail to see where is the democracy in this.
That's because you're a brain-washed Imperialist pig!

We, the people of Democratic Korea, stand united and ready to crush the nazi american dogs and their allied pigs!

Read our news agency and finally learn the truth!

http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

Our glorious leader guides us, and Korea will rise again!

I`m not brain-washed,in other words i am not a freaking commie.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-08-07 10:00am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
BoredShirtless wrote:The DPRK government has an offical website: http://www. korea-dpr.com/
That's a scary site.

Become a spy for Korea!

Few people know, but Korea is artificially divided by the U.S, that maintain the southern population (that wishes nothing but to join their northern brothers) under terror control, by keeping 40.000 soldiers in the territory!

Is that on the site?

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-07 10:10am

Crown wrote:

Is that on the site?

Become a spy!

http://www.korea-dpr.com/member.htm

Fight the imperialist opression!

http://www.korea-dpr.com/unification.htm

PS: I don't really think it's necessary to break the links, but if you believe otherwise..

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-08-07 10:13am

Bah! I read those ... hmm it's late, I guess I am not into subtle at the moment.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-07 10:25am

That reunification page is dirty...

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-08-07 10:27am

Colonel Olrik wrote:
Crown wrote:

Is that on the site?
Become a spy!

http://www.korea-dpr.com/member.htm

Fight the imperialist opression!

http://www.korea-dpr.com/unification.htm

PS: I don't really think it's necessary to break the links, but if you believe otherwise..

You fool, Now they'll invade! Even if we fight them off, they've still got those Chinese volunteers!

Aieeeeeeee... *runs away screaming*

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-07 10:37am

I see a need...

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-07 10:50am

Wow, in the last few days there's no shortage of reality-challenged brain droolings from the KCNA.

I may never lack for easy-to-parody material again...

Yuri Prime · Post by **Yuri Prime** » 2003-08-07 11:27am

Democracy.

The people have spoken (at gunpoint more than likely).

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-07 11:58am

I just can't stop myself from reading the NK news agency reports. Look at this one

NK news agency wrote:Kim Jong Il lauded in S. Korea
Pyongyang, May 6 (KCNA) -- The greatness of Kim Jong Il was highly praised by the South Korean press. News media introduced his revolutionary activities and personality as a great man.
Leading newspapers and magazines carried articles on his revolutionary activities and photos showing his on-site guidance to units of the Korean People's Army and different sectors of the national economy and his meeting with South Korean personages and delegations of different countries.
They said:
Thanks to the Songun leadership of Kim Jong Il the north has a dreadful combat capacity the U.S. can not imagine. The U.S. is not deterring the north but the north deterring the U.S. The U.S. is overpowered by the strategy of the north. Confrontation between the north and the U.S. concludes with the surrender of the U.S. to the threat of the north. If the north takes a super hard line, the U.S. submits.
Media introduced teaching of President Kim Il Sung on the greatness of Kim Jong Il and his aphorisms.
Media said that Kim Jong Il was praised at home and abroad as an unprecedented strategist and a leader of broad view and high intelligence.
Even conservative media said that Kim Jong Il was lauded among the South Korean people.

Bagdad Bob has a whole school of thought!

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-08-07 12:14pm

Faram wrote:...

Wonder what fun and exiting stuff there is to do in N Korea?

Been there, done that (for about 10 minutes in the treaty area)...

'Look ma, I stepped over the line with No. Korea...!!'

Iceberg · Post by **Iceberg** » 2003-08-07 01:05pm

North Korea obviously doesn't know that whenever the sentence "What do we do with North Korea?" is brought up in the Pentagon, the response is hysterical laughter.

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