Read all about it! Kim Jong-il Reelected!
Posted: 2003-08-07 02:11am
Only 100%? I'm disappointed.
A man of such reputation should recieve no less than 102%!
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Read all about it! Kim Jong-il Reelected!
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Posted: 2003-08-07 02:20am
Posted: 2003-08-07 02:21am
How does this not seem surprising..?
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Posted: 2003-08-07 02:42am
Arnold couldn't run there though because he wasn't a natural born citizen. which is why he settled for governor of CA.
Re: Read all about it! Kim Jong-il Reelected!
Posted: 2003-08-07 04:12am
Fresh from the presses of the DPRK:The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Gets 100% of the vote!
- 99.9% Turnout!
- 0.1% were those working or posted overseas, only!
"The Dear Leader has proclaimed a day of celebration of the people's wise choice, which is good and true -- truly in the spirit of Juche -- Death to America and all who would dare blink an eyelid at the great and powerful paradise that is the Democratic People's Republic of Korea! Heil Hitle -- eh, urm, we mean Hail Dear Leader!"
Posted: 2003-08-07 05:07am
Well they people have spoken, those who disagreed were shot. Democracy still has some kinks in it.
Posted: 2003-08-07 05:11am
Whoa!!! Didn't see this one coming! This is like "Dewey Defeats Truman"! Totally out of the blue, holy shit!
Above post may or may not contain sarcasm.
Above post may or may not contain sarcasm.
Posted: 2003-08-07 06:26am
The DPRK government has an offical website: http://www. korea-dpr.com/
Check it out, an online souvenir shop! http://www. korea-dpr.com/souv.htm
Only 35 euro for a 16x34cm flag?! Put me down for 10 Kimmy!
Check it out, an online souvenir shop! http://www. korea-dpr.com/souv.htm
Only 35 euro for a 16x34cm flag?! Put me down for 10 Kimmy!
Posted: 2003-08-07 06:41am
BoredShirtless wrote:The DPRK government has an offical website: http://www. korea-dpr.com/
That's a scary site.Become a spy for Korea!
Few people know, but Korea is artificially divided by the U.S, that maintain the southern population (that wishes nothing but to join their northern brothers) under terror control, by keeping 40.000 soldiers in the territory!
Posted: 2003-08-07 07:29am
A North Korean poster:
Reminds me of some of those WW2 posters...
Reminds me of some of those WW2 posters...
Posted: 2003-08-07 07:54am
Muhaha according to the tourist info American passportholders cannot apply.
Luckely I can.
Now I just need to start filling in all those forms.
Wonder what fun and exiting stuff there is to do in N Korea?
Luckely I can.
Now I just need to start filling in all those forms.
Wonder what fun and exiting stuff there is to do in N Korea?
Posted: 2003-08-07 08:03am
Election with one candidate,i fail to see where is the democracy in this. 
Posted: 2003-08-07 08:47am
That's because you're a brain-washed Imperialist pig!Montcalm wrote:Election with one candidate,i fail to see where is the democracy in this.
We, the people of Democratic Korea, stand united and ready to crush the nazi american dogs and their allied pigs!
Read our news agency and finally learn the truth!
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
Our glorious leader guides us, and Korea will rise again!
Posted: 2003-08-07 08:56am
I`m not brain-washed,in other words i am not a freaking commie.Colonel Olrik wrote:That's because you're a brain-washed Imperialist pig!Montcalm wrote:Election with one candidate,i fail to see where is the democracy in this.
We, the people of Democratic Korea, stand united and ready to crush the nazi american dogs and their allied pigs!
Read our news agency and finally learn the truth!
http://www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm
Our glorious leader guides us, and Korea will rise again!
Posted: 2003-08-07 10:00am
Colonel Olrik wrote:BoredShirtless wrote:The DPRK government has an offical website: http://www. korea-dpr.com/
Become a spy for Korea!
Few people know, but Korea is artificially divided by the U.S, that maintain the southern population (that wishes nothing but to join their northern brothers) under terror control, by keeping 40.000 soldiers in the territory!
Is that on the site?
Posted: 2003-08-07 10:10am
Become a spy!Crown wrote:
Is that on the site?
http://www.korea-dpr.com/member.htm
Fight the imperialist opression!
http://www.korea-dpr.com/unification.htm
PS: I don't really think it's necessary to break the links, but if you believe otherwise..
Posted: 2003-08-07 10:13am
Bah! I read those ... hmm it's late, I guess I am not into subtle at the moment.
Posted: 2003-08-07 10:25am
That reunification page is dirty...
Posted: 2003-08-07 10:27am
You fool, Now they'll invade! Even if we fight them off, they've still got those Chinese volunteers!Colonel Olrik wrote:Become a spy!Crown wrote:
Is that on the site?
http://www.korea-dpr.com/member.htm
Fight the imperialist opression!
http://www.korea-dpr.com/unification.htm
PS: I don't really think it's necessary to break the links, but if you believe otherwise..
Aieeeeeeee... *runs away screaming*
Posted: 2003-08-07 10:37am
I see a need...
Posted: 2003-08-07 10:50am
Wow, in the last few days there's no shortage of reality-challenged brain droolings from the KCNA.
I may never lack for easy-to-parody material again...
I may never lack for easy-to-parody material again...
Posted: 2003-08-07 11:27am
Democracy. 
The people have spoken (at gunpoint more than likely).
The people have spoken (at gunpoint more than likely).
Posted: 2003-08-07 11:58am
I just can't stop myself from reading the NK news agency reports. Look at this one
Bagdad Bob has a whole school of thought!
NK news agency wrote:Kim Jong Il lauded in S. Korea
Pyongyang, May 6 (KCNA) -- The greatness of Kim Jong Il was highly praised by the South Korean press. News media introduced his revolutionary activities and personality as a great man.
Leading newspapers and magazines carried articles on his revolutionary activities and photos showing his on-site guidance to units of the Korean People's Army and different sectors of the national economy and his meeting with South Korean personages and delegations of different countries.
They said:
Thanks to the Songun leadership of Kim Jong Il the north has a dreadful combat capacity the U.S. can not imagine. The U.S. is not deterring the north but the north deterring the U.S. The U.S. is overpowered by the strategy of the north. Confrontation between the north and the U.S. concludes with the surrender of the U.S. to the threat of the north. If the north takes a super hard line, the U.S. submits.
Media introduced teaching of President Kim Il Sung on the greatness of Kim Jong Il and his aphorisms.
Media said that Kim Jong Il was praised at home and abroad as an unprecedented strategist and a leader of broad view and high intelligence.
Even conservative media said that Kim Jong Il was lauded among the South Korean people.
Bagdad Bob has a whole school of thought!Posted: 2003-08-07 12:14pm
Been there, done that (for about 10 minutes in the treaty area)...Faram wrote:...
Wonder what fun and exiting stuff there is to do in N Korea?
'Look ma, I stepped over the line with No. Korea...!!'
Posted: 2003-08-07 01:05pm
North Korea obviously doesn't know that whenever the sentence "What do we do with North Korea?" is brought up in the Pentagon, the response is hysterical laughter.