Would you rather...

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 11:08pm

...be a rat-bastard CEO or be able to assassinate one with a sniper rifle?

Skelron · Post by **Skelron** » 2002-09-22 11:12pm

Now that I've voted can I have the target please...

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-22 11:14pm

Any CEO that did something illegal and/or unethical. That gives a LOT of choices for targets.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-09-22 11:24pm

I'd rather be one. Then I could either get Natalie Portman, or bang someone that looks like her.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-22 11:34pm

I'd like to be one, and then build an ultimate fortress.. err Corporate head quarters, and then dare all you fools to try and take it down. I doubt anyone could get past the anti helicopter mines or MLRS free fire zone.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-22 11:46pm

"Oswald was a Wuss"-The Usual Suspects.

"This is for Granny's Retirement Fund, you @$%*-er!"-my thoughts when I first read the subject.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-09-23 01:34am

I don't like corporate CEO's that screw over workers. Especially what happened here in Houston.

And why snipe when you can deliver it in person?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-09-23 01:42am

Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd like to be one, and then build an ultimate fortress.. err Corporate head quarters, and then dare all you fools to try and take it down. I doubt anyone could get past the anti helicopter mines or MLRS free fire zone.

No need to take down the entire fortress; we only need to take down the leader. Put a specially modified anti-rapist "penis trap" (yes, these things are real) inside the vagina of a prostitute and then send her inside. When you fuck her, the trap clamps on the head of your penis and starts injecting lethal poison into your bloodstream. You pull out, but the trap is still stuck on the end of your penis, and you're dead within one minute.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-23 02:07am

AdmiralKanos wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd like to be one, and then build an ultimate fortress.. err Corporate head quarters, and then dare all you fools to try and take it down. I doubt anyone could get past the anti helicopter mines or MLRS free fire zone.
No need to take down the entire fortress; we only need to take down the leader. Put a specially modified anti-rapist "penis trap" (yes, these things are real) inside the vagina of a prostitute and then send her inside. When you fuck her, the trap clamps on the head of your penis and starts injecting lethal poison into your bloodstream. You pull out, but the trap is still stuck on the end of your penis, and you're dead within one minute.

That would require me to use hookers, and not bother to have them undergo a strict battery of medical tests and examinations if I did so, think I'd really risk HIV or Herpes? But since I have a girlfriend whose just as much a gun loving anti communist nut as me, it's not an issue.

I suggest you look into the B-61-11, your going to need something 50 times more powerful then that with a 50cm CEP..

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2002-09-23 02:17am

I'd rather be the CEO. Then I'd buy out the RIAA and actually do something good with the company. (ie: reduce CD prices, get the nazi lawyers to back off of file sharing, etc...) Then I'd buy myself a private island and build myself a little retreat to relax in.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-09-23 02:56am

Ok, how about two stage poisons, something that can be completly harmless, run clean through all of the test, of course when she drinks alcohol the toxin that seeps out of her pores would be absolutly leathal.

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-09-23 03:15am

Hell I plan on being one, in the not too distant future!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-23 05:38pm

I'd rather be the CEO. Then I'd buy out the RIAA and actually do something good with the company. (ie: reduce CD prices, get the nazi lawyers to back off of file sharing, etc...) Then I'd buy myself a private island and build myself a little retreat to relax in.

No, no. See, you are a RAT BASTARD CEO. Not a good, honest CEO. You cannot do anything ethical unless you profit from it.

THEHOOLIGANJEDI · Post by **THEHOOLIGANJEDI** » 2002-09-23 06:18pm

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:I'd rather be one. Then I could either get Natalie Portman, or bang someone that looks like her.

LOL!!

Sorry but I would have to kill ya. I hate CEOs. BTW more Nat pics are on the way!

Azeron · Post by **Azeron** » 2002-09-23 06:34pm

I will only have sex with virgins in the case of the penis trap and force all my dates to submit to my in house gynocolgiyst exaime before heading to the bed.

Or I could have her finger herself first......

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-09-23 07:37pm

Your feeble shooting skills are no match for the power of the corporate world! Now you shall pay the price for your lack of stock!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-09-23 08:23pm

I'd much rather be a CEO. YOu get a big house, attractive women, the ability to funnel the workers' pensions into your 6th beach house at Majorca...

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2002-09-23 08:33pm

However, you run the risk of being assassinated by a disgruntled worker you fired or ruined by the government.

Darth Eris · Post by **Darth Eris** » 2002-09-23 09:09pm

Definitely rather snipe one. Being one is too much work.

Darth Paul · Post by **Darth Paul** » 2002-09-23 09:29pm

Why choose? Become the CEO of the Acme Sniper Rifle Corporation and have fun

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2002-09-23 09:58pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:I'd like to be one, and then build an ultimate fortress.. err Corporate head quarters, and then dare all you fools to try and take it down. I doubt anyone could get past the anti helicopter mines or MLRS free fire zone.
No need to take down the entire fortress; we only need to take down the leader. Put a specially modified anti-rapist "penis trap" (yes, these things are real) inside the vagina of a prostitute and then send her inside. When you fuck her, the trap clamps on the head of your penis and starts injecting lethal poison into your bloodstream. You pull out, but the trap is still stuck on the end of your penis, and you're dead within one minute.
That would require me to use hookers, and not bother to have them undergo a strict battery of medical tests and examinations if I did so, think I'd really risk HIV or Herpes? But since I have a girlfriend whose just as much a gun loving anti communist nut as me, it's not an issue.

I suggest you look into the B-61-11, your going to need something 50 times more powerful then that with a 50cm CEP..

I have my squadron of SS-18s, half with decoys, to ensure the total destruction of your silly fortress.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-23 11:17pm

phongn wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
AdmiralKanos wrote: No need to take down the entire fortress; we only need to take down the leader. Put a specially modified anti-rapist "penis trap" (yes, these things are real) inside the vagina of a prostitute and then send her inside. When you fuck her, the trap clamps on the head of your penis and starts injecting lethal poison into your bloodstream. You pull out, but the trap is still stuck on the end of your penis, and you're dead within one minute.
That would require me to use hookers, and not bother to have them undergo a strict battery of medical tests and examinations if I did so, think I'd really risk HIV or Herpes? But since I have a girlfriend whose just as much a gun loving anti communist nut as me, it's not an issue.

I suggest you look into the B-61-11, your going to need something 50 times more powerful then that with a 50cm CEP..
I have my squadron of SS-18s, half with decoys, to ensure the total destruction of your silly fortress.

Good thing the FB-22 are already plinking the silos with JDAM's and GBU-24's while the F-108's fly cover,

Its also a good thing my fortress can take multiple 25-megaton ground bursts as well. You know Yamantau Mountain, Russias 400 square mile superhardened bunker? This fortress uses such things as pillboxes.

Then lets not forget my web of aerial lasers, orbital ABM battle stations, ground launched ABM's, both hit to kill and nuclear and the vast air ground and naval defense network protecting all of these. And of course the thrust vectoring B-70B's coated in the RAM from Firefox hauling AGM-129's and B-53 nuclear weapons on standing patrols ready for retaliation .

Plus all my other nuclear friends, road mobile MX, Topol-M's hidden on barges in the Amazon, Delta XXVI's under the polar pack ice, ground launched cruise missiles of various types, Kirov II's Trident II tubes, the B-52 mounted Skybolt's with MARV's , the Snark random thermonuclear destruction weapon of DOOM and many other's all waiting to join the counter strike.

And If I'm in a POOR mood I'll unleash my Pluto SLAM's.

I suggest you concentrate on your own little nuclear kingdom, which I have seen fit not to smash, and go crush someone weaker.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2002-09-24 12:33am

Darth Paul wrote:Why choose? Become the CEO of the Acme Sniper Rifle Corporation and have fun

Now *there* is a man with a plan...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-09-24 12:57am

EmperorMing wrote:
Darth Paul wrote:Why choose? Become the CEO of the Acme Sniper Rifle Corporation and have fun
Now *there* is a man with a plan...

*Retargets an MX squadron*

Now we can't any of this clever crap..

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-09-24 09:52pm

I'd rather be a super rich and powerful but low profile behind the scenes type CEO. I'd have idiots like Darkstar, TOWNMNBS, and Arminius kidnapped and taken to my secret torture chamber, which'll be better equiped for dishing out pain than an Imperial interrogation facility. They will then be slowly tortured to death, and it'll be videotaped for distribution so I can make even more money.

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