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Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic
Posted: 2003-08-10 03:24am
by Gandalf
Here
Bloody brilliant.
Posted: 2003-08-10 03:33am
by Zaia
LMFAO
Oh my god, that's gorgeous.
Posted: 2003-08-10 03:38am
by Sea Skimmer
It was funny when it was new, which was quite some time ago.
Posted: 2003-08-10 03:43am
by Companion Cube
Ha.
When Caballos shouted to the fleeing country that it had not paid, Australia "accidentally" backed up and took out every nation in the region, as well as the northern third of Venezuela. They then made up a cheery song about it.
Posted: 2003-08-10 04:50am
by Johonebesus
Now that was funny.
"'Good Lord, that was a booze up,' said a bleary-eyed Australian Prime Minister, John Howard"
"'They broke Florida,' said U.S. State Department spokesman Richard Boucher."
Posted: 2003-08-10 08:13am
by Crown
It seems like someone got a taste of a uni pub-crawl and just took it to extremes.
Re: Australia gets drunk, wakes up in North Atlantic
Posted: 2003-08-10 08:20am
by Hethrir
Gandalf wrote:Here
Bloody brilliant.
one of the funniest things i've read in a while.
Posted: 2003-08-10 09:00am
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
I LOVE IT!
Australia bumped into us at about midnight local time," said Hawaii governor Ben Cayetano. "They were very friendly — they always seem friendly — but they refused to go around unless we answered their questions. But the questions were impossible. 'Who is Ian Thorpe? Do you have any Tim Tams? What day is Australia Day?'"
"Fortunately, somebody here had an Unimportant World Dates calendar and we aced the last one," Cayetano added.
Posted: 2003-08-11 12:15am
by Lonestar
Read it quite a whole ago. meh.
Posted: 2003-08-11 12:39am
by Slartibartfast
It was kinda okay, but I didn't find it that funny.
Posted: 2003-08-11 01:12am
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I just find the concept of a continent getting drunk and ending up somewhere else funny. I especially like how they said "They broke Florida, and most of Latin America is missing".
Posted: 2003-08-11 04:52am
by Robert Treder
Hehe. I too found the "Australian Rules Football" bit absurd. We don't show fucking European rules football, or even curling, let alone their stuff, no matter where they are in the ocean.
Oh, and what's this about Aussies not liking Paul Hogan? I mean, I hate that croc hunter guy with a passion, but Paul Hogan never bothered me much. You sub-brits have your priorities all wrong.
Posted: 2003-08-12 01:16am
by Vertigo1
heh, this is like.....OLD. Still, atleast its not that damned AYB crap again.