Why a mail truck?If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?
(Mailman puts on siren.)
(Action movie-type music starts playing.)
I've got to deliver this mail on time.....with a vengeance!!!
(Camera zooms in on watch.)
(Mail truck flies down the street, smashing into stacked cardboard boxes, fruit stands, and scattering pedestrians in hot pursuit of the next mailbox.)
(Mailman pulls out a package clearly labeled, "FRAGILE," and hurls it out of the truck while speeding to the next mailbox.)
(Slow motion footage as the package flies in midair just missing pedestrians as they move out of the way, Matrix-style.)
(Package smashes into the mailbox and you hear a distorted crunching sound as it is still in slow motion.)
(Mailman looks at the smashed box and slams on the brakes.)
(He gets out of the mail truck and runs over to the mailbox, still in slow motion.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Adagio for Strings starts playing as he kneels down over the package and starts yelling like in the scene in Platoon.)
LOL
