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For entertainment reasons only, I took this quote from another message board and my response to amuse those here looking for a good laugh.

If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?

Why a mail truck?

(Mailman puts on siren.)

(Action movie-type music starts playing.)

I've got to deliver this mail on time.....with a vengeance!!!
(Camera zooms in on watch.)

(Mail truck flies down the street, smashing into stacked cardboard boxes, fruit stands, and scattering pedestrians in hot pursuit of the next mailbox.)

(Mailman pulls out a package clearly labeled, "FRAGILE," and hurls it out of the truck while speeding to the next mailbox.)

(Slow motion footage as the package flies in midair just missing pedestrians as they move out of the way, Matrix-style.)

(Package smashes into the mailbox and you hear a distorted crunching sound as it is still in slow motion.)

(Mailman looks at the smashed box and slams on the brakes.)

(He gets out of the mail truck and runs over to the mailbox, still in slow motion.)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Adagio for Strings starts playing as he kneels down over the package and starts yelling like in the scene in Platoon.)

LOL

So many views and so little replies....it's a damn shame...damn shame. (scratches head as he recognizes that from somewhere).

There's a 100-dollar bill lying in the middle of a four-way intersection. At one stopsign is a a lesbian has sex with men. At another is Santa Claus. At the third is a butch, man-hating lesbian, and at the fourth is the Easter Bunny. They're all an equal distance from the money; who gets it?

The raging bull-dyke.

You wanna know why?

Because the other three DON'T FUCKING EXIST.

-from Chasing Amy

Alferd Packer wrote:There's a 100-dollar bill lying in the middle of a four-way intersection. At one stopsign is a a lesbian has sex with men. At another is Santa Claus. At the third is a butch, man-hating lesbian, and at the fourth is the Easter Bunny. They're all an equal distance from the money; who gets it?

The raging bull-dyke.

You wanna know why?

Because the other three DON'T FUCKING EXIST.

-from Chasing Amy

Even if they did, the raging bull dyke would just plow through the others ala linebacker style.

heh, fun...

Speaking of lesbians and people named Amy...I need to tell her this

RayCav of ASVS wrote:
Even if they did, the raging bull dyke would just plow through the others ala linebacker style.

heh, fun...

Speaking of lesbians and people named Amy...I need to tell her this

I demand proof of her existance and sexual orientation!

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:For entertainment reasons only, I took this quote from another message board and my response to amuse those here looking for a good laugh.

If a policecar, an ambulance, a fire truck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop who has the right away?

Why a mail truck?

(Mailman puts on siren.)

(Action movie-type music starts playing.)

I've got to deliver this mail on time.....with a vengeance!!!
(Camera zooms in on watch.)

(Mail truck flies down the street, smashing into stacked cardboard boxes, fruit stands, and scattering pedestrians in hot pursuit of the next mailbox.)

(Mailman pulls out a package clearly labeled, "FRAGILE," and hurls it out of the truck while speeding to the next mailbox.)

(Slow motion footage as the package flies in midair just missing pedestrians as they move out of the way, Matrix-style.)

(Package smashes into the mailbox and you hear a distorted crunching sound as it is still in slow motion.)

(Mailman looks at the smashed box and slams on the brakes.)

(He gets out of the mail truck and runs over to the mailbox, still in slow motion.)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Adagio for Strings starts playing as he kneels down over the package and starts yelling like in the scene in Platoon.)

LOL

ummm.okay...i think...?

read my quotes.

ummm.okay...i think...?

I was making fun out of why a mail truck would have the right of way over a fire truck, ambulence, and police car.