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Mike: Plus the women out number the men.
Crow: Well it is a "Chick Tract". hehehe.
Tom: What kind of personality is that?
Mike: One that is easy to manipulate and fool.
Crow: Oh. Baptists.
Tom: I am just glad they are not playing Call of Cthulhu! Imagine the body count then!.
Mike: Oh look it is the Wise Old Man© from all the Chick Tracts to laboriously quote the bible and tell us what is what.
Mike: If you are a paranoid Christian then you burn witches.
Tom: (in a bad British accent) And what do we burn besides witches? More witches!
Yeah, I read most of it awhile back. Then my brain exploded.Vympel wrote:WTF ... is this tract actually ... real?
I think you should have exploded his brain instead. Remember kids, a good way to purge the effects of reading a chick tract is to take a good long look at the parody websites of him.JediNeophyte wrote: Yeah, I read most of it awhile back. Then my brain exploded.
UnfortunatelyVympel wrote:WTF ... is this tract actually ... real?
Well, there was that talking lion and the magic wardrobe that transports people to a magic world and dragons that weren't evil and magic islands out near the edge of the world and something called a Dawn Treader... sounds like the occult to me. And that's only his famous work! His lesser known stuff could be filled with all sorts of Satanic stuff, but I'm not going to arse myself to find out what he wrote about for a living.The Duchess of Zeon wrote:*blinks* Jack Chick thinks that C.S. Lewis wrote Occultic material? Hell, he's as bad as Phelps!
Yep.FaxModem1 wrote:So, all D&D players are witches and satanists, the true path of a Christian is to burn all books beside the bible...?
Acts 19:19 wrote:Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.
Not just that - the Narnia chronicles are thinly disguised Christain theology, only not a theology fundies support.Gil Hamilton wrote:Well, there was that talking lion and the magic wardrobe that transports people to a magic world and dragons that weren't evil and magic islands out near the edge of the world and something called a Dawn Treader... sounds like the occult to me. And that's only his famous work! His lesser known stuff could be filled with all sorts of Satanic stuff, but I'm not going to arse myself to find out what he wrote about for a living.The Duchess of Zeon wrote:*blinks* Jack Chick thinks that C.S. Lewis wrote Occultic material? Hell, he's as bad as Phelps!
As has already been pointed out, Narnia was Christian allegory. C.S. Lewis wrote Christian literature. Notable works include _Mere Christianity_, _The Great Divorce_, and _The Screwtape Letters_. Although it is possible to misinterpret Narnia (as you appear to have done) and especially Screwtape to appear to advocate the occult, particularly for someone like Jack Chick. Considering Chick's views about Catholics even his most obviously Christian works might as well be satanic anyway.Gil Hamilton wrote:Well, there was that talking lion and the magic wardrobe that transports people to a magic world and dragons that weren't evil and magic islands out near the edge of the world and something called a Dawn Treader... sounds like the occult to me. And that's only his famous work! His lesser known stuff could be filled with all sorts of Satanic stuff, but I'm not going to arse myself to find out what he wrote about for a living.The Duchess of Zeon wrote:*blinks* Jack Chick thinks that C.S. Lewis wrote Occultic material? Hell, he's as bad as Phelps!
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