Kick-Ass! Personality test
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Kick-Ass! Personality test
Last edited by YT300000 on 2003-08-11 07:39pm, edited 1 time in total.
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At least it is 100% accurate.
In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.
This I have to agree with...Results Page wrote:I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
Now to print it out and give it to these two guys I know who love to wear that shirt (they're brothers, too)...they're both major pricks anyway. It'll feel so very, very good.
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
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Well at least he's being honest.YT300000 wrote:Thread name changed in a vain attempt to increase replies.
And that's what counts in the end right? After money, political power, and guns all you need is honesty. And perhaps a beautiful woman to star in your porno flicks.
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THis is what we call a "sheep shirt for those who don't want to be sheep."RogueIce wrote:This I have to agree with...Results Page wrote:I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.![]()
Now to print it out and give it to these two guys I know who love to wear that shirt (they're brothers, too)...they're both major pricks anyway. It'll feel so very, very good.
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Originally posted by Results Page:
I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
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well....shit ehh at least the shirts are funny
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Originally posted by Results Page:
I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
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well....shit ehh at least the shirts are funny
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unleash the power of mediocrity
It's not that i'm a wimp it's just that i have trouble eatting food that looks the same coming out as it did going in
I want you to hit me as hard as you can
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I resent this.How is it that the people who answer online personality tests the most usually have the least personality? Not that taking online personality tests are a waste of time; they're right up there with slamming your dick in the door on the productivity scale. I don't know why these tests are becoming so popular lately. The questions are usually about your sexual preference, favorite foods (out of a list of 5, since there are clearly only 5 types of food in the universe and you must like one of them), questions about how many times you've cheated in a relationship, and several other arbitrary questions with no relevance to anything. Then based on your response, the quiz pigeon holes you into a category of a certain celebrity. Stupid.
For example, there's a popular quiz called "Which Backstreet Boy are you?" News flash: you're not a Backstreet Boy. Posting the results of some stupid online journal isn't going to make you seem interesting or unique, it's going to make you look like a dumbass. Even if you match the personality of a Backstreet Boy, you're not a millionaire and probably never will be, so nobody cares. Congratulations, your personality isn't unique.
I don't get it. It's like those people who go around with those t-shirts and stickers that say "you laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're all the same." How different are you if you're wearing a mass-produced t-shirt with a registered trade mark sold through one of the largest clothing franchises in the world? You're the reason Old Navy keeps making stupid commercials, and you're the reason McDonalds gets away with selling so much shitty food every day.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
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I'd expect such an astute deconstruction of online test taking to be a little more in depth. I mean, you should be able to get reasults like "crusty asshole" or "pedophallic clown." What a lazy bastard.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I think this has been posted before, and it will say "You're a fucking idiot" regardless of how you answer, probably.
It didn't have the Kick-Ass! bit.aphexmonster wrote:what was the name before ?
And yes, no matter what you click, you are a fucking idiot for taking the test. So am I.
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
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He didn't program it for hours. The submit button is a link to the your a fucking idiot page. The little options don't do anything.Lord Pounder wrote:Whos the real idiot. The people who fill in these tests or the people who program them for hours? This Maddox deserves a good slap.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman