Downloading music makes you pregnant
Posted: 2003-08-14 07:24am
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Downloading music makes you pregnant
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Posted: 2003-08-14 07:35am
"We obtained exclusive rights to these new anti-piracy commercials!... Well... that's not exactly true. We just downloaded them from the internet."
Posted: 2003-08-14 08:20am
I knew it!Downloading Copyrighted Music Kills Small Children
*Download complete*
Posted: 2003-08-14 08:54am
That'll probably increase downloads in the Death Metal genre...3rd Impact wrote:Downloading Copyrighted Music Kills Small Children
Posted: 2003-08-14 11:44am
hahaha 
like those marijuana commercials. 'Smoke pot and you'll get pregnant.. EVEN IF YOU'RE A MAN!!1'. I think the antidrug people discovered that they're information is shit, so now they have commercials saying 'Yeah, pot really IS safe, it just makes teenagers lazy. Like they're not already. ahahahhhahaa' 
like those marijuana commercials. 'Smoke pot and you'll get pregnant.. EVEN IF YOU'RE A MAN!!1'. I think the antidrug people discovered that they're information is shit, so now they have commercials saying 'Yeah, pot really IS safe, it just makes teenagers lazy. Like they're not already. ahahahhhahaa' Posted: 2003-08-14 02:05pm
Funny... And I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out that the RIAA is planning on making commercials like that.
Posted: 2003-08-14 02:29pm
What sort of "plug ins" did they have? 
Posted: 2003-08-14 03:25pm
I love it! 
Posted: 2003-08-14 03:34pm
Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
Posted: 2003-08-14 03:40pm
But you download music off the computer, right?Demiurge wrote:Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
So it'll either make you pregnant, or impotent.
Posted: 2003-08-14 03:41pm
No. Only macs make you impotent.RogueIce wrote:But you download music off the computer, right?Demiurge wrote:Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
So it'll either make you pregnant, or impotent.
Posted: 2003-08-14 03:54pm
Ah. Well, you have nothing to fear then from downloading music. Go do so now!Demiurge wrote:No. Only macs make you impotent.
Posted: 2003-08-15 07:43pm
That's what happens when you straddle the monitor when it's on, the radiation zaps your gonads and well, that's the end of that.Demiurge wrote:Well, at least it wan't make you impotent like this damn computer has done to me.
Posted: 2003-08-16 06:57am
You're not the only one wondering...RogueIce wrote:What sort of "plug ins" did they have?
