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Posted: **2003-08-16 03:06am**

Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
Fri August 15, 2003 10:33 AM ET
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.

"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:07am**

Give this guy a Darwin award!

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:08am**

What a fucking loser.

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:08am**

"Man did not want penis reattached".

Hey, buddy, if you wanted to go tranny you should've gone to the doctors first, okay?

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:20am**

Seems somewhat drastic, but certainly effective.

You can always count on the Germans to be efficient...

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:20am**

Howedar wrote:Seems somewhat drastic, but certainly effective.

You can always count on the Germans to be efficient...

... at reaching the wrong goals, unfortunately.

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:22am**

How so? I rather doubt he'll be having much more sex.

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:35am**

Howedar wrote:How so? I rather doubt he'll be having much more sex.

Which is a bad goal. I thought that was clear.

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:37am**

Actually, this man may actually be pretty smart.

We can all see that this man is stupid, right? Therefore, he was castrating himself to make sure he never contributes to the gene pool.

Interesting.

EDIT: Howedar actually already pointed this out, but just clarifying.

Posted: **2003-08-16 03:37am**

*EDIT* Was responding to Mike */EDIT*

I disagree, but I see what you're saying now.

I expect you're right.

Posted: **2003-08-16 04:38am**

One only can only hope that they don't run any stories about how good the "wurst" (sausage) is in that town, on the same page.

Posted: **2003-08-16 04:48am**

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:One only can only hope that they don't run any stories about how good the "wurst" (sausage) is in that town, on the same page.

Oh of course not, I acquired this sotry from Reuters' daily "Odd News" page. Your source for all fucked up news German or otherwise.

Posted: **2003-08-16 04:58am**

Well, the Baby Jesus did say that one should cast off one's hand if it offends as it is better to enter Heaven not a full person than it is to burn in Hell as a whole one. On a brighter note, this may be the first bona fide case for a living person to recieve a Darwin Award. Or at the least an honorary Darwin Award.

Posted: **2003-08-16 05:09am**

CorSec wrote:Well, the Baby Jesus did say that one should cast off one's hand if it offends as it is better to enter Heaven not a full person than it is to burn in Hell as a whole one. On a brighter note, this may be the first bona fide case for a living person to recieve a Darwin Award. Or at the least an honorary Darwin Award.

A Darwin Award is defined as someone who "removes themselves from the gene pool trhough their own ignorance"

Living people have won Darwin awards before y destroying their ability to reproduce.

Posted: **2003-08-16 05:11am**

Darth Fanboy wrote: A Darwin Award is defined as someone who "removes themselves from the gene pool trhough their own ignorance"

Living people have won Darwin awards before y destroying their ability to reproduce.

Unfortunately, unless he also removed his testicles, he is still theoretically capable of reproducing.

Posted: **2003-08-16 05:20am**

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote: A Darwin Award is defined as someone who "removes themselves from the gene pool trhough their own ignorance"

Living people have won Darwin awards before y destroying their ability to reproduce.
Unfortunately, unless he also removed his testicles, he is still theoretically capable of reproducing.

I was responding to the previous post by CorSec where he aid he would be the first living person to recieve a Darwin Award, which isn't true.

No, he didn't remove his testicles, so his sperm production ability is still intact but if the hospital coplied with his request to remove his penis then Im not sure how he could deliver his sperm properly. thus qualifying him. even if they did reattatch it there is the possibility of impotence.

Posted: **2003-08-16 05:30am**

I am reminded of that guy who was so drugged up on pills he cut of his penis, then he cooked and ate it.

Posted: **2003-08-16 07:34am**

That remind me the John W Bobbitt story,how the hell did the police manage to find the missing part when they can`t find a stolen car?

Posted: **2003-08-16 07:49am**

You don't have to run a license plate check on a severed dick.

Posted: **2003-08-16 08:13am**

DeadM wrote:I am reminded of that guy who was so drugged up on pills he cut of his penis, then he cooked and ate it.

you got a link to that story?

Posted: **2003-08-16 08:16am**

I stand corrected. Still, one can't deny that it was a rather silly idea, eh?

Posted: **2003-08-16 08:31am**

ArmorPierce wrote:
DeadM wrote:I am reminded of that guy who was so drugged up on pills he cut of his penis, then he cooked and ate it.

you got a link to that story?

Here ya go

Posted: **2003-08-16 10:32am**

Dayum.

That is just... not... ever.... worth... thinking of.... again.

Posted: **2003-08-16 10:53am**

Sothis wrote:Dayum.
That is just... not... ever.... worth... thinking of.... again.

Thus why the Sisterhood should endeavour to keep this thread as close to the top as long as possible. Winces!

Posted: **2003-08-16 11:05am**

My question is this: Who the hell deserves to have a penis that could take a knife to it?

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