You might be a hippie kid...

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The Yosemite Bear
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You might be a hippie kid...

Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Since everyone else want's to play with generalized stereotypes and wond go after their own....

You might be a hippie's kid if....

1. Your parents me at a "show"
2. If you could roll by the time you were 3 (Sorry there has to be at least a dozen pot refrences)
3. you have never done drugs but have "residual toxcity"
4. Your first PJ's were tye dyed.
5. You asked your parent's where you came from and they either say "We were really messed up at the time." or break out "The Joy of Sex"
6. Your mom gives you condoms before the prom.
7. Your parent's can't keep a straight face when giving you "The Sex & Drugs talk"
8. You know kids who were children of terrorists...
9. You know more folk medicine, soclialist theory, psychology, and other useless things then you want to know...
10. Your first words were the lyrics to a dead song...
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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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11. Your name is "Lampshade" or "Zebra Couch"
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Post by Peregrin Toker »

12. You wish that Frank Zappa ran for president.
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Post by Demiurge »

WRONG!!! None of those apply.
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