Urumi Kanzaki (GTO) vs. Agatha Trunchbull (Matilda)

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-08-16 03:20pm

The High school terrorist of Great Teacher Onizuka, versus the Overlady of Roald Dahl's book Matilda.
Who comes out on top, and who goes insane and leaves the school?

The Trunchbull will have all the devices and intimidated school staff that made her reign of terror at Matilda's school possible. She has an uncannily accurate tendency to guess just who put itching powder in her drawers, or newts in her water jug.

Urumi's Assets are a 200 IQ, an utter lack of scruples when it comes to making teachers suffer, and a knowledge of homemade explosives, plus whatever she can come up with, without the help of other students.

So what happens? Does the trunchbull get institutionalized, or does Urumi get wedged in the Chokey?

Onizuka will be busy in a strip club. This is to be a strictly Urumi vs. Trunchbull thread.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-08-16 03:27pm

Eww....altho that would be incredibly fun to watch.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-17 03:42am

Why was I initially imagining Natalie Portmon in Catholic School Girl outfit, as the other Matilda..... (late teen years)

ok, so early teens years would be bad too. how many can picture the little girl cleaning a 9mm in class....

Setzer · Post by **Setzer** » 2003-08-17 01:38pm

Nah, you'd have to give Natalie Portman a blond wig and one green, one blue contact lense.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-18 03:38am

I'm refering to Matilda the killer of currupt DEA agents from LEON/The Professional...

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-08-18 04:18am

"NA-NI?? Onizuka is busy in a strip club?? That means...."

*Goes to the teachers' office and takes Matsushima Nanako out

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