Top 50 WORST songs

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-08-16 10:55pm

What are they? The only limitation beingthat they have to be from 1960+

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-16 10:56pm

Besides "The Final Countdown"? I don't know...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-16 10:56pm

Anything by Titney (Pap) Smears.

Hethrir · Post by **Hethrir** » 2003-08-16 11:02pm

That evanecence song, and anything by limp bizkit

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-16 11:06pm

Rosanne's redition of the Star Spangled Banner. She ought to have been tried for treason for that.

Anything by Britney Spears, N-Stink or Justin timberlake, mandy moore or those other pop pretenders.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-16 11:11pm

Some of mine:

1) Afternoon Delight
2) Take the Money and Run
3) MacArthur Park
4) Imagine (pinko claptrap, originally a Yoko Ono poem)
5) Enter Sandman
6) Loving You
7) Talk Dirty to Me
8] Ice Ice Baby
9) She Bop
10) Respect (the original Otis Redding was good, the Aretha Franklin version is lame)

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-16 11:13pm

All I know is that the only line in the entire song is, "I'm getting closer to my home." [shudders]

~ver

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-17 01:12am

Any crappy modern Christian music (read: anything written since the 1950s, discounting gospel) should be included as a whole somewhere on the list.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-17 01:17am

Anything which can be classified as dance, rap, or hip-hop. One could easily fill up a "top 50 worst song" list with any one of those categories alone.

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-08-17 01:17am

I would have to say that the theme song to "Die Another Day," (which, interestingly enough, has the same title as the film), was one of the worst songs of all time.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-17 01:19am

Master of Ossus wrote:I would have to say that the theme song to "Die Another Day," (which, interestingly enough, has the same title as the film), was one of the worst songs of all time.

It might have been a decent song had it been a little more minimalist, rather than piling a bunch of lame electronica crap and overproduction on it.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-17 01:51am

he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-17 01:53am

Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth

YOU DIE NOW!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-17 01:55am

Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!

There's "Complicated." If for no other reason, Lavigne should be shot for that song alone. No person should be subject to three months of that song. That and, "I'm Gonna Soak Up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow. Two months, on that one.

~ver

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-17 02:00am

Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth

Eugh.

Just EUGH.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-17 02:01am

Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!

Just wait until the movie adaptation is released...

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-17 02:02am

Demiurge wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!
Just wait until the movie adaptation is released...

Tell me you're joking...

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-17 02:06am

Demiurge wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!
Just wait until the movie adaptation is released...

Well that just spiffing, why don't you just gouge out my eyes and pour lemon juice in the hole?

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-08-17 02:10am

Well there are some many bad songs that i will just list the artists that make the worst.

Nelly
Linkin park
any boy band ever
disturbed
Jay z
Puff daddy
cher
poison

ok i am going to stop now cuz i can go on forever

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-17 02:17am

thecreech wrote:Well there are some many bad songs that i will just list the artists that make the worst.

Nelly
Linkin park
any boy band ever
disturbed
Jay z
Puff daddy
cher
poison

ok i am going to stop now cuz i can go on forever

I shall kick you.. I happen to like Linkin Park, two boy bands (though not widely recognized ones), Disturbed, and Cher.

~ver

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-08-17 03:15am

What about "Barbarism Returns" by Graveland?

It features the clumsiest drumming ever, plus the most unintelligible vocals I've yet heard.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-17 03:45am

Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about "Barbarism Returns" by Graveland?

It features the clumsiest drumming ever, plus the most unintelligible vocals I've yet heard.

Whawhat by whowho?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-17 04:24am

Well there is that 30 minute dance track that I used to use to drive my dormmies nuts in college when they started a Metalicca vs. Rap vs. Darth Brooks vs. Christian Rock Radio war. (Inna Gadda devita honey, don't you know that I love you....)

I really hate them drunken doors solo's forever, I used to edit my doors recordings for a tighter time, by removing like 3-10 minutes of Robbie Krieger Guitar.

Pink Floyd when the young teen thinks he has discovered something "New" and insists on playing it for 3 weeks straight!!!! (Usually just one or two songs off either Darkside, or The Wall)

My sister's Necronomicon of boy/girl bands..... (Tell you what I want what I really, really want, sis I want to destroy your CD player)

zombie84 · Post by **zombie84** » 2003-08-17 04:35am

50 worst? Hell, theres so many, how can anyone even begin. Everything thats every been played on pop radio. Thats a good place to start.

thecreech · Post by **thecreech** » 2003-08-17 02:00pm

verilon wrote:I shall kick you.. I happen to like Linkin Park, two boy bands (though not widely recognized ones), Disturbed, and Cher.

~ver

I am so sorry (Pats verilon on the back) its ok. The first step to recovery is to admit that you have a problem which you have already done. The next step is to listen to better music.