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Top 50 WORST songs

Posted: 2003-08-16 10:55pm
by Straha
What are they? The only limitation beingthat they have to be from 1960+

Posted: 2003-08-16 10:56pm
by DPDarkPrimus
Besides "The Final Countdown"? I don't know...

Posted: 2003-08-16 10:56pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Anything by Titney (Pap) Smears.

Posted: 2003-08-16 11:02pm
by Hethrir
That evanecence song, and anything by limp bizkit

Posted: 2003-08-16 11:06pm
by Stormbringer
Rosanne's redition of the Star Spangled Banner. She ought to have been tried for treason for that.

Anything by Britney Spears, N-Stink or Justin timberlake, mandy moore or those other pop pretenders. :kill:

Posted: 2003-08-16 11:11pm
by Joe
Some of mine:

1) Afternoon Delight
2) Take the Money and Run
3) MacArthur Park
4) Imagine (pinko claptrap, originally a Yoko Ono poem)
5) Enter Sandman
6) Loving You
7) Talk Dirty to Me
8] Ice Ice Baby
9) She Bop
10) Respect (the original Otis Redding was good, the Aretha Franklin version is lame)

Posted: 2003-08-16 11:13pm
by haas mark
All I know is that the only line in the entire song is, "I'm getting closer to my home." [shudders]

~ver

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:12am
by DPDarkPrimus
Any crappy modern Christian music (read: anything written since the 1950s, discounting gospel) should be included as a whole somewhere on the list.

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:17am
by Darth Wong
Anything which can be classified as dance, rap, or hip-hop. One could easily fill up a "top 50 worst song" list with any one of those categories alone.

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:17am
by Master of Ossus
I would have to say that the theme song to "Die Another Day," (which, interestingly enough, has the same title as the film), was one of the worst songs of all time.

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:19am
by Joe
Master of Ossus wrote:I would have to say that the theme song to "Die Another Day," (which, interestingly enough, has the same title as the film), was one of the worst songs of all time.
It might have been a decent song had it been a little more minimalist, rather than piling a bunch of lame electronica crap and overproduction on it.

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:51am
by Demiurge
he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:53am
by Gandalf
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!

Posted: 2003-08-17 01:55am
by haas mark
Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!
There's "Complicated." If for no other reason, Lavigne should be shot for that song alone. No person should be subject to three months of that song. That and, "I'm Gonna Soak Up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow. Two months, on that one.

~ver

Posted: 2003-08-17 02:00am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
Eugh.

Just EUGH.

Posted: 2003-08-17 02:01am
by Demiurge
Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!
Just wait until the movie adaptation is released...

Posted: 2003-08-17 02:02am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Demiurge wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!
Just wait until the movie adaptation is released...
Tell me you're joking... :shock:

Posted: 2003-08-17 02:06am
by Gandalf
Demiurge wrote:
Gandalf wrote:
Demiurge wrote:he was a sk8er boi
she said see you l8er boi
he wasn't good enough for her
she had a pretty face
but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to ee-aa-uu-urth
YOU DIE NOW!!!
Just wait until the movie adaptation is released...
Well that just spiffing, why don't you just gouge out my eyes and pour lemon juice in the hole?

Posted: 2003-08-17 02:10am
by thecreech
Well there are some many bad songs that i will just list the artists that make the worst.

Nelly
Linkin park
any boy band ever
disturbed
Jay z
Puff daddy
cher
poison

ok i am going to stop now cuz i can go on forever

Posted: 2003-08-17 02:17am
by haas mark
thecreech wrote:Well there are some many bad songs that i will just list the artists that make the worst.

Nelly
Linkin park
any boy band ever
disturbed
Jay z
Puff daddy
cher
poison

ok i am going to stop now cuz i can go on forever
I shall kick you.. I happen to like Linkin Park, two boy bands (though not widely recognized ones), Disturbed, and Cher. :evil:

~ver

Posted: 2003-08-17 03:15am
by Peregrin Toker
What about "Barbarism Returns" by Graveland?

It features the clumsiest drumming ever, plus the most unintelligible vocals I've yet heard.

Posted: 2003-08-17 03:45am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about "Barbarism Returns" by Graveland?

It features the clumsiest drumming ever, plus the most unintelligible vocals I've yet heard.
Whawhat by whowho?

Posted: 2003-08-17 04:24am
by The Yosemite Bear
Well there is that 30 minute dance track that I used to use to drive my dormmies nuts in college when they started a Metalicca vs. Rap vs. Darth Brooks vs. Christian Rock Radio war. (Inna Gadda devita honey, don't you know that I love you....)

I really hate them drunken doors solo's forever, I used to edit my doors recordings for a tighter time, by removing like 3-10 minutes of Robbie Krieger Guitar.

Pink Floyd when the young teen thinks he has discovered something "New" and insists on playing it for 3 weeks straight!!!! (Usually just one or two songs off either Darkside, or The Wall)

My sister's Necronomicon of boy/girl bands..... (Tell you what I want what I really, really want, sis I want to destroy your CD player)

Posted: 2003-08-17 04:35am
by zombie84
50 worst? Hell, theres so many, how can anyone even begin. Everything thats every been played on pop radio. Thats a good place to start.

Posted: 2003-08-17 02:00pm
by thecreech
verilon wrote:I shall kick you.. I happen to like Linkin Park, two boy bands (though not widely recognized ones), Disturbed, and Cher. :evil:

~ver
I am so sorry (Pats verilon on the back) its ok. The first step to recovery is to admit that you have a problem which you have already done. The next step is to listen to better music. :P