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Pepsi Is Entirely Comprised Of Posers
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:22pm
by HemlockGrey
They've just introduced a new drink! Is it new, creative? Does it innovate the cola world?
No! It's a cheap knockoff of Vanilla Coke! Shock, and surprise!
And the ad? Is it clever? Is it inventive, funny, dramatic? No! It's a guy with a riced-up soda van mocking a guy in a Coca-Cola van. The only good commercials these hacks ever came up with were the Queen/Mountain Dew spoof and the Shakkira commercial.
They can't even come up with an original drink, for Chrissakes.
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:25pm
by Pablo Sanchez
Well, they tried to make their own flavor. Pepsi Blue, which tasted as I imagined battery acid might taste. That worked out well... Pepsi has always been second place, and Coke really bent them over and reamed them on the Vanilla Coke debut.
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:26pm
by Crazy Goji
No, they can't. You know why? They have no friggin imaginations, that's why. They'd rather steal somebody else's idea than come up with their own. Personally, I only drink Mr. Pibb and Sunkist so I don't care as much.
Pepsi Blue, reminds me of a rant I once read. "I'd rather drink toilet water. Nevermind, I hated Pepsi Blue."
Re: Pepsi Is Entirely Comprised Of Posers
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:27pm
by Straha
HemlockGrey wrote:
And the ad? Is it clever? Is it inventive, funny, dramatic? No! It's a guy with a riced-up soda van mocking a guy in a Coca-Cola van.
let me guess what happens
pepsivan:HAHA Look at you, my van is so much nicer and faster
CokeDude:My truck carries ten times as much as your van and didn't bankrupt my company
Pepsivan: Well, er, ah, we're faster LOSER!::Speeds away skipping his delivery::
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:30pm
by Gandalf
At this point I'd like to mention how good the ads were for Vanilla Coke, with the Mafia looking guys, I thought they were rather clever.
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:32pm
by haas mark
Gandalf wrote:At this point I'd like to mention how good the ads were for Vanilla Coke, with the Mafia looking guys, I thought they were rather clever.
All that does is make me think of the Stacker 2 commercials.. -_-"
~ver
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:34pm
by HemlockGrey
Although, Pepsi seems to try to appeal to pop culture more than Coke does.
Posted: 2003-08-17 10:55pm
by Sea Skimmer
I don't give a fuck about any sodas besides Sprite, the basic Pepsi and Cherry Coke. Complaining about soda adds and concepts seems very stupid to me, all advertising suck shit and this isn't exactly a new thing.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:00pm
by Joe
Vanilla Coke is delicious, provided you drink it on ice. Otherwise it takes like someone dropped a big stick of butter in your Coke.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:04pm
by haas mark
Durran Korr wrote:Vanilla Coke is delicious, provided you drink it on ice. Otherwise it takes like someone dropped a big stick of butter in your Coke.
That would be corn syrup, my friend. Get it straight.
~ver
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:05pm
by Dalton
Vanilla Coke is fucking CREAM SODA.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:07pm
by Joe
Dalton wrote:Vanilla Coke is fucking CREAM SODA.
No it ain't, chief. I'm a big cream soda fan, and vanilla coke, sir, is no cream soda.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:16pm
by Zaia
Well, I'm still a Pepsi girl. I think it tastes better than Coke, so I drink it. I don't care about vanilla whatever or ads. I like the taste, so I drink it. El fin.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:20pm
by RogueIce
Zaia wrote:Well, I'm still a Pepsi girl. I think it tastes better than Coke, so I drink it. I don't care about vanilla whatever or ads. I like the taste, so I drink it. El fin.
Gah... I don't like the taste of Pepsi at all. I ahd to drink it one time for lack of anything else, and it was nasty...
And any company that has to have Britney Spears and Bob Dole doing their commercials should just be put out of their misery right then and there.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:24pm
by Enigma
Pepsi came out with Pepsi twist and months later Coke came out with their version. They rip each other off.
Personally, I'm a Pepsi drinker. I like the taste of Pepsi over Coke. I find it much sweeter.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:29pm
by TrailerParkJawa
Im a Coke drinker. I used to suck it down like a Dominion soldier sucks down "the white." However, Vanilla Coke isnt my thing. My alternative to Coke is usually Dr Pepper. ( Sprite, 7-up, GingerAle are all good for upset tummys)
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:30pm
by Andrew J.
Vanilla Coke is okay, but I prefer the regular sort. I don't really prefer Coke or Pepsi, it depends on how I feel.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:34pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Pepsi is too acidic and leaves an acrid taste in my mouth, personally. I much prefer Coke.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:36pm
by kojikun
Enigma wrote:Personally, I'm a Pepsi drinker. I like the taste of Pepsi over Coke. I find it much sweeter.
Most people who like pepsi like it because its not AS sweet as coke. haha
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:38pm
by Pu-239
What did that "clear" pepsi a while back taste like? Never tasted it.
BTW, pepsi sucks compared to coke.
Posted: 2003-08-17 11:46pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Pu-239 wrote:What did that "clear" pepsi a while back taste like? Never tasted it.
I had it back when they were test marketing it in Colorado in 1992.
Crystal Pepsi tasted just like regular Pepsi, although it might have been a tiny bit different.
Then there's the whole mental deal of tasting lemon cola from a clear liquid...
Posted: 2003-08-18 12:12am
by Zaia
kojikun wrote:Enigma wrote:Personally, I'm a Pepsi drinker. I like the taste of Pepsi over Coke. I find it much sweeter.
Most people who like pepsi like it because its not AS sweet as coke. haha
Err, I like Pepsi because it's way sweeter than Coke.
Posted: 2003-08-18 12:32am
by Kuja
Bah. Dr. Pepper ownz both Pepsi and Coke without even trying AFAIC.
Posted: 2003-08-18 12:36am
by HemlockGrey
The Dr. Pepper brand is owned by the Coca-Cola corporation.
Posted: 2003-08-18 12:38am
by Kuja
HemlockGrey wrote:The Dr. Pepper brand is owned by the Coca-Cola corporation.
Coke the drink, not Coke the company.