Sex with idiots (Split from Astrology)

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-08-18 02:34pm

Stravo wrote:Fuck that shit, telling a girl I believed in astrology got me laid once. Until they debunk that pretending you beleive in Astroloigy gets you pussy from dumb women I will be a true believer.

But what do you do if you find dumb women totally unappealing?

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-18 02:37pm

Darth Servo wrote:
Stravo wrote:Fuck that shit, telling a girl I believed in astrology got me laid once. Until they debunk that pretending you beleive in Astroloigy gets you pussy from dumb women I will be a true believer.
But what do you do if you find dumb women totally unappealing?

You found Christina Appelgate's character in Married with Children unappealing?? Dumb women on average are far better looking than the smart ones.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-18 02:42pm

Stravo wrote:You found Christina Appelgate's character in Married with Children unappealing?? Dumb women on average are far better looking than the smart ones.

*ahem*

I beg to differ...

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-18 02:56pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Stravo wrote:You found Christina Appelgate's character in Married with Children unappealing?? Dumb women on average are far better looking than the smart ones.
*ahem*

I beg to differ...

Keep in mind I'm saying on average. Also we tend to think the women we like are more beautiful because we like their personalities and intelligence thus it adds to their beauty, but if we didn't know them at all and stood them in a line up with hot chicks, they would usually not be as attractive. Hollywood is chock full of hot actresses that are painfully stupid.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-18 03:21pm

Stravo wrote:Keep in mind I'm saying on average. Also we tend to think the women we like are more beautiful because we like their personalities and intelligence thus it adds to their beauty, but if we didn't know them at all and stood them in a line up with hot chicks, they would usually not be as attractive. Hollywood is chock full of hot actresses that are painfully stupid.

I don't know about you, but I don't consider breast implants, plastic surgery, assloads of makeup and airbrushing to be sexy. If I wanted artificial, I'd get a blow-up doll.

There are only a few naturally hot chicks that I can think of off-hand.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-08-18 03:22pm

Stravo wrote:Dumb women on average are far better looking than the smart ones.

I'll...somewhat agree, based on experience.

But anyone who says it's a guarantee can ask about my ex girlfriend from years gone: Vivacious in bed. Doctorate. Former student swimsuit model.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-08-18 03:23pm

Crayz9000 wrote:I don't know about you, but I don't consider breast implants, plastic surgery, assloads of makeup and airbrushing to be sexy. If I wanted artificial, I'd get a blow-up doll.

There are only a few naturally hot chicks that I can think of off-hand.

But what about androids? Now they're entire artificial but I can think of a few ultra realistic androids I'd like to fuck..

and I'm sure you'd like this metal chick!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-18 03:51pm

Is everyone missing the part where I said on average? Also I don't like plastic women, I think I'm one of the few people in my circle of friends that does not find Pam Anderson hot, but it is my personal experience that the not so smart women on average are hotter than smarter women. In my office, we tend to discuss and drool over secretaries and receptionists than other female attorneys because they are hotter. These women tend to dress more provacative and show off what they have.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-08-18 03:52pm

Crayz9000 wrote:There are only a few naturally hot chicks that I can think of off-hand.

There are plenty of those...outside of the entertainment industry. Once we brush under the carpet the realization that what's hot is all relative anyway, there are plethoras of head-turningly-amazing faces and bodies walking down the streets of my city every day.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-18 03:55pm

I'm with Stravo on those two counts.

On AVERAGE, usually the less intelligent/not so smart(not dumb) women usually make themselves more provactive...which equates to a better instant attraction.

And his astrology story is not unique...because I used it on sorority women before and have gotten sex from such encounters(didn't hurt they were slightly inebriated either).

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-08-18 04:43pm

Stravo wrote:Fuck that shit, telling a girl I believed in astrology got me laid once. Until they debunk that pretending you beleive in Astroloigy gets you pussy from dumb women I will be a true believer.

Fuck you!

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-18 04:47pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Stravo wrote:Fuck that shit, telling a girl I believed in astrology got me laid once. Until they debunk that pretending you beleive in Astroloigy gets you pussy from dumb women I will be a true believer.
Fuck you!

Excuse me, did I offend the do not fuck dumb women movement?

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-08-18 05:06pm

Stravo wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Stravo wrote:Fuck that shit, telling a girl I believed in astrology got me laid once. Until they debunk that pretending you beleive in Astroloigy gets you pussy from dumb women I will be a true believer.
Fuck you!
Excuse me, did I offend the do not fuck dumb women movement?

No its jealousy. I haven't gotten laid in about three weeks and the girl dumped me so its back to celibacy.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-08-18 05:08pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote: Fuck you!
Excuse me, did I offend the do not fuck dumb women movement?
No its jealousy. I haven't gotten laid in about three weeks and the girl dumped me so its back to celibacy.

Three weeks?! Don't worry unless you're like a friend of mine who's now on day 493 without sex. now THAT my friend is a sucky sex life. I myself have been dry since late June. Of course, I'm currently working on rectifying that.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-08-18 05:11pm

We were going at it no less than three times a week before. Its shock. I'm dealing.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-08-18 05:18pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Stravo wrote:
Illuminatus Primus wrote: Fuck you!
Excuse me, did I offend the do not fuck dumb women movement?
No its jealousy. I haven't gotten laid in about three weeks and the girl dumped me so its back to celibacy.

Three weeks? Oh your poor baby.

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-08-18 05:50pm

will a mod

FUCKING SPLIT THIS SPAM OFF TO HOS?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-18 05:53pm

Illuminatus Primus wrote:
Stravo wrote:Excuse me, did I offend the do not fuck dumb women movement?
No its jealousy. I haven't gotten laid in about three weeks and the girl dumped me so its back to celibacy.

Three weeks is probably around the worst time. After a while, I imagine you'll get used to it and the shock won't seem as bad (out of courtesy, I will refrain from saying how recently I last had sex

)

Anyway, on the subject of looks and beauty, I would hasten to point out that it's not just women. Prettyboys tend to be dumb too.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-18 06:30pm

No its jealousy. I haven't gotten laid in about three weeks and the girl dumped me so its back to celibacy

Three weeks? Pfft. I'd kill for three weeks.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-18 07:03pm

I haven't gotten laid since forever, quite literally.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-18 07:09pm

Darth Servo wrote:But what do you do if you find dumb women totally unappealing?

Lower your standards by having a few beers.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-18 07:12pm

aerius wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:But what do you do if you find dumb women totally unappealing?
Lower your standards by having a few beers.

Then you risk having sex with something that look like Sheila Copps

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-08-18 07:36pm

Montcalm wrote:Then you risk having sex with something that look like Sheila Copps

OMG thats fucking scary!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-08-18 07:58pm

Stravo wrote:Is everyone missing the part where I said on average? Also I don't like plastic women, I think I'm one of the few people in my circle of friends that does not find Pam Anderson hot, but it is my personal experience that the not so smart women on average are hotter than smarter women. In my office, we tend to discuss and drool over secretaries and receptionists than other female attorneys because they are hotter. These women tend to dress more provacative and show off what they have.

That is meaningless as an average. Everybody knows that being hot is normally one of the requirements for the job - just because you don't know many stupid ugly womyn doesn't mean there's less of them. It just means that there aren't so many ugly secretaries.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-08-18 09:20pm

Montcalm wrote:
aerius wrote:
Darth Servo wrote:But what do you do if you find dumb women totally unappealing?
Lower your standards by having a few beers.
Then you risk having sex with something that look like Sheila Copps

Or *shudders* Anna Nicole Smith....

Dammit, I'm gonna get myself plastered just to get that rotten image out of my mind! ARRGH!!!