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A funny Natalie Portman Pic!!

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Get a load of this pic from www.natalieportman.com
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Hi how are you.. I just sent you a new pic of Natalie that I`ve taken of her with some other guy in central park. I`ve even got the guts to walk over to her and talk to her.. She noticed that I was try or did, take a picture of her. She must have told the guy she was with , because he yelled out "your so busted" . DA! what a thing to say, trying to look good infront of her I guess.. So then I walked over to her and and said that I was so sorry and I didn`t want to bother her, I just wanted a picture of you,, . and she said " I rather you don`t". So I said ok you have a nice day. and went off walking.. It`s ok I know she just wanted her privacy ,, I still love her and will still watch her movies.. That was a really great day,. Just to talk to her. anyway thats the story Let me know what you think of the pic.. My hands were shaking..




HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is fuckin' hilarious!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I made a post but I was afraid that I would get flamed so I deleted it
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Is the guy who made that site actually a stalker? I don't think that's good at all.
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She looks like my sister in that picture! It almost compensates for all the bad pictures of Kirsten Dunst.
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Master of Ossus wrote:Is the guy who made that site actually a stalker? I don't think that's good at all.
Nah, it appears this was taken by some guy who visits the site often.

This is funny as hell, BTW.
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:She looks like my sister in that picture! It almost compensates for all the bad pictures of Kirsten Dunst.
I don't know about that, she kinda look hot when she looks pissed. :lol:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:She looks like my sister in that picture! It almost compensates for all the bad pictures of Kirsten Dunst.
GAH!
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:She looks like my sister in that picture! It almost compensates for all the bad pictures of Kirsten Dunst.
I don't know about that, she kinda look hot when she looks pissed. :lol:
She looks pretty attractive in that picture, but she doesn't look pissed so much as annoyed and concerned. Really, kind of confused, to be honest.
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To the photographer behind this masterpiece: from the conversation you had with her, I am quite certain that she likes you, too. :roll:
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well, something about her being to bitchy
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Personally that's just shitty manners on the camera man. What the fuck, do you think she wants pathetic sci fi fans to come and take random shots of her? I don't really get the point of paparazzi and people like that. Sure it's nice to get a shot, but then again, couldn't he have asked first? If she said no, then just take a picture and run, ass.

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Yeah, click and run. It's better than taking shots first, cuz she'll probably call the cops about a stalker.
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It says in that article that she had the guy she was with try and go beat him up. LoL. that'd be hillarious.

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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:It says in that article that she had the guy she was with try and go beat him up. LoL. that'd be hillarious.
That's why I said that I'm sure she likes the cameraman back.
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Well, I KNOW that. It's the other guy that doesn't. Hell, even the camer man. LoL. This cracks me up. People can be so pathetic. Personally, it's fun to talk about and just think about, but damn it's not like she's a goddess or anything.

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DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Well, I KNOW that. It's the other guy that doesn't. Hell, even the camer man. LoL. This cracks me up. People can be so pathetic. Personally, it's fun to talk about and just think about, but damn it's not like she's a goddess or anything.
I think she's pretty hot, but I also think that the cameraman is a loser. People like that try to live their lives through other people. For a really good examination of what happens next, see Gosford Park, a movie about English servants.
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From the looks of it, the guy was walking along, happened to recognize her, and took a picture of her. I don't see anything wrong with that, except he should have asked first.
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:From the looks of it, the guy was walking along, happened to recognize her, and took a picture of her. I don't see anything wrong with that, except he should have asked first.
I don't think that's what happened. Look again at what the guy wrote:
I just sent you a new pic of Natalie that I`ve taken of her with some other guy in central park. I`ve even got the guts to walk over to her and talk to her.
It seems as though he had sent them pictures of her before (hence the "new pic" part), and that he was proud of himself, this time, for having the guts to talk to her (the part when she administered the chew-out). It does not look as though he was just another harmless bystander, from that information.
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Master of Ossus wrote:
IRG CommandoJoe wrote:From the looks of it, the guy was walking along, happened to recognize her, and took a picture of her. I don't see anything wrong with that, except he should have asked first.
I don't think that's what happened. Look again at what the guy wrote:
I just sent you a new pic of Natalie that I`ve taken of her with some other guy in central park. I`ve even got the guts to walk over to her and talk to her.
It seems as though he had sent them pictures of her before (hence the "new pic" part), and that he was proud of himself, this time, for having the guts to talk to her (the part when she administered the chew-out). It does not look as though he was just another harmless bystander, from that information.
Yeah, I mean would you want some stranger out of the blue taking pictures of you. From her perspective she has to deal with paparazzi, who have taken pics of her in private and embarrising predicaments. (i.e. Topless, and scratching her ass). Even if the guy did just happen to come upon her and took a pic as IRG suggests it's still fucked up, she doesn't know if your some douche bag paparazzi just trying to get paid at the expense of a person's privacy.
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Which is why she had the guy yell at him.
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Excatly, even though this guy wasn't thinking, getting shot down and chewed out by someone your a fan of must suck.
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THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Excatly, even though this guy wasn't thinking, getting shot down and chewed out by someone your a fan of must suck.
He didn't seem to care, though. He even seemed proud of being smacked down by someone he clearly is infatuated with.
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