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Well, he wasn't really a friend but an aquatance I hung out with at school and once he grabbed my crotch(he was bi), but still I just recently found out over the summer that he robbed a Church's Chicken(fast food joint, don't know how wide spread it is). But thats not the worse part.


The stupid fucker like a week or so later(I'm not sure, I wasn't in town when it happened) robbed the same Church's Chicken again. Still not the worse part.




I have no idea why, but he ended up shooting a guy in the head while robbing it the second time and killing him, and I think got the death penalty, or at the least is up for it.

I don't know if this has happened to anyone before(no this badly, just someone you know in school that graduates and you find out later that he turned to a life of crime). It's seriouslly fucked up, I'd never see it from someone like him. I mean he had some drug problems, but he was a nice guy, and was studying to be a chef.

Well, there was a chick that went to high school with me who was thrown in jail for sleeping with and giving alcohol to some of the students she had (she was a substitute teacher). And a guy who was good friends with one of my good friends who's still in jail for something now, but I don't remember for what. I just remember he was kinda creepy and used to work at Jiffy Lube.

That guy musta been looney. Who the fuck shoots a guy while robbing a chicken joint? Oh no, he might throw dead animal parts at you. You'll get death all over you then; you'll be twice as screwed when they catch you.

I had a friend who was a bit of psycho in highschool, always getting into fights, drinking, doing drugs, and a bunch of other stuff. He ended up in jail about 4 years ago for credit card fraud, but only served a few months before being let out. I last saw him about a year ago and he's still a bit of a loose cannon but has managed to settle down enough to hold a job and stay out of trouble.

Another guy I know is still in jail. I don't know what he's in for and I didn't even know he was in jail until my jail guard buddy (who's now on the police force) told me about it.

Don't know if this counts: a school friend's dad was elected president, and then was responsible for a lot of corruption and atrocities, and after over 10 years of manipulating elections he was chased out of the country, and most of his family was detained.

The worst I've had in relation to this is a "friend" from a grade higher than mine (probably 5th) getting himself and his family deported because his name was fake.

I had a friend named Jacob Davis back home in fayetteville tennessee. He was always a little mental over this girlfriend of his, me and my buddy bill never thought much of, thought he'd grow out of it, you know he was a kid (2 or so years younger than us) I mean, he seemed perfectly normal to us, we used to play Doom on our modems together when the internet was non-existant in Fayetteville...
Anyhoo, apparently the girl broke up with him to go with Nick Creson, didn't really know the kid, but he didn't deserve this.
So on his lunch break at the high school, Jacob goes home and grabs his .22 rifle, And stands outside the school next to Nick's car. When nick comes out to go home from school, Jacob pops him twice ( I dunno, may have been more) in the chest at near point blank range (Why didn't Nick run? Good question, I know I would have) and so Nick is laying dying in the middle of the HS parking lot, and Jacob falls to his knees, places the rifle across his lap and calmly waits for the police to come and pick him up.
After a lengthy Trial (Featured on court TV) Jacob (then 16) gets sentenced to life without parole. That's it, life OVER. FINISHED. Over a girl. a Fucking GIRL. god damn if Lincoln County will never be the same again. Fucking place used to be mayberry, you never would think of something like that happening there. Sorry about the length, but that's my criminal friend story.

I know a bloke who once nicked a Mars Bar.

Slartibartfast wrote:Don't know if this counts: a school friend's dad was elected president, and then was responsible for a lot of corruption and atrocities, and after over 10 years of manipulating elections he was chased out of the country, and most of his family was detained.

I'd say that counts! Worthy of it's own thread, with intensive questioning on our part to get every last detail!

Slartibartfast wrote:Don't know if this counts: a school friend's dad was elected president, and then was responsible for a lot of corruption and atrocities, and after over 10 years of manipulating elections he was chased out of the country, and most of his family was detained.

Is your friend's dad one of those ex-dictators we have running a restaurant down in LA?

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Is your friend's dad one of those ex-dictators we have running a restaurant down in LA?

From what I gather, he's not in the US. Good news is that his family (children only, his wife already hated his guts anyway and even ran for congress opposing him) wasn't detained for any long amount of time, just for observation and questioning. Not sure if I want to share all the gory details, after all I try to make my posts as generic and nondescript as possible

SPILL! NAME THE COUNTRY!

Nope.

Slartibartfast wrote:Nope.

"Bring in the bore worms...!"

There's this guy I went to school with since elementary (though he was a year younger than me), who's in jail right now. Him and his friends went to rob this guy because they knew the guy grew marijuana. When they found out the guy was in the house, instead of running away, this kid brought out a sock with the ball from a trailer hitch in it, and beat the guy to within an inch of his life. The other friends ran away and turned him in.
The victim was in a coma and near death for a long time, I don't know if he survived or not, because frankly, I don't care. But he was a cousin or something to Drew Barrymore, so the kid who did the beating was in for quite a prosecution. They threw the book at him, but since he was still a minor, that didn't amount to much.

Ive known this guy named Neil since Middle school. He has been busted for passing counterfeit bills at mall near a world famous University, he got in trouble for stealing power from PG&E, he's been arrested for some other stuff I cant remember.

Another friend from childhood, his oldest brother got put in jail for crashing his car while drunk. He killed his passenger who happened to be the middle brother.

One of my best friends got caught trying to break into a local hobby store in High School. They lowered him on a rope through the roof. The rope broke and nobody knew the store owner actually slept inside.

Slartibartfast wrote:Don't know if this counts: a school friend's dad was elected president, and then was responsible for a lot of corruption and atrocities, and after over 10 years of manipulating elections he was chased out of the country, and most of his family was detained.

You win!

Anyway, the closest thing I have is that one of the lads I knew at primary school is a deserter. He legged it when his unit was assigned to Afghanistan, of course the whole damn unit legged it, but still... He got caught, spent some time in military equivalent of jail, and then got kicked out of the army. Then he went home and beat the shit out of his mother. Complete nutcase.