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What the HELL does that dog want?

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:04pm
by Chardok
Now maybe you can find out. See more at the link provided. Personally, I think it's a load of dogshit....translating a bark? Not only would I not give a shit, but I would probably tell it to STFU. Just my opinion though. I saw this device demonstrated on TV...I wasn't impressed.....you be the judge...Know anyone that has one? Do YOU have one and swear by it? Do you have one and think it's a load of crap? Do you feel the need to laugh at anyone who buys one?

Link:
http://www.thedogtranslator.com/how_it_works.php

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:07pm
by Montcalm
Its been posted before,and anyone can translate what a dogs bark mean "WOOF WOOF" means "Feed me you fool"

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:09pm
by Chardok
Crap, it's been posted? My bad, would some kind MOD please delete this thread, My bad for not thinking to do a search first....Thanks for the heads up, Mont.

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:10pm
by Tosho
:wtf:

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:26pm
by Montcalm
Chardok wrote:Crap, it's been posted? My bad, would some kind MOD please delete this thread, My bad for not thinking to do a search first....Thanks for the heads up, Mont.
No prob even me when i joined i did`nt go see old thread,with the mods here the best thing to do is post anyway,cause they`ll say "Thread necromancy"

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:35pm
by Chardok
I'm a forum newbie....define Thread necromancy?
Oh....resurrecting a dead thread...got it...
Call me a necromancer then.
Jobaner, KILL!!!
(eq joke)

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:37pm
by HemlockGrey
It probably just spews random crap at you.

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:38pm
by HemlockGrey
I can see someone recording their dog's dying words...'I don't see a damn thing...'

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:57pm
by Mark S
Who needs a machine to tell you what a dog means? It's not like they're that hard to understand. Lets see... I need to take a shit/piss, I'm hungry, I'm sorry, someone's at the door, I want to play, fuck off...

Posted: 2003-08-20 08:57pm
by Straha
Montcalm wrote:Its been posted before,and anyone can translate what a dogs bark mean "WOOF WOOF" means "Feed me you fool"
No, your translating "Mewro Meow" or most other cat phrases. Dogs aren't smart enough to come up with their own language, so Woof Woof just means Woof Woof

Posted: 2003-08-20 09:01pm
by kojikun
If a dog humps your leg, will the bowlingual translate it as "Youre a fine piece of tail, for a human. Bend over and lemme stick my doggie dick in you"? :?

:P