Life is not fair

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Sam Or I
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Life is not fair

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My girlfriend is away for a month, and I do not know if she has been faithful. (long story). I am, but recently at work I am the best looking straight guy there, and two very pretty girls have been coming on to me, and about two or three decent looking maybe. They all ignored me when I was single, wtf?? Why now? I love my girlfriend and she has been encouraging me to ask this red head out (damn is she hot and leaving for Maine), and she has been checking me out. (others have said so not me) My girlfriend I think has her own motives in mind (she is bi), but basicly says I am too good not to share. (Yeah right!!!) She blows up my ego ok. There is this othe Amy girl which is totally hot, which we keep "running into each other". None of this happened when I was single!!!!!!!!!!! I am a complete computer geek, and I admit it, I like starwars, fantasy, RPG's and computers. Why know when I am totally in love with my girlfriend and miss her oh so much (she should be moving back next month). The blonde is from NY and likes cars and does alot of travelling and some one else is trying to set me and her up. My G/F has been gone for about a month visiting an ex-boyfriend and rarely calling, and I have reason enough to suspect, but not confirm, she has been cheating (not neasarly with him, but when she was here with me), and its driving me nuts. Well I have been drinking and I am going to bed, thanks for listening to my rant.
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WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?! She's off seeing an EX Boyfriend?! OF COURSE SHES CHEATING! WHAT THE HELL! (See Tom Leykis thread!) Hot girls are coming onto you?! And you need OUR advice about this?! Okay, here's Mine:
Forget the Ex-boyfriend "Visiting" Chick.
Play the two hot chicks like Animal crossing: Obsessively and every single spare second you can. Sorry, bro, but IMHO, your current girlfriend "Visiting" An exboyfriend? There's no cause for that, especially if it's been for a month! A MONTH?! Geez, dude, I am making a leap in logic here, I know, And I don't know how young you are, but DUDE! The GODS HAVE SPOKEN! THEY WISH YOU TO MAKE IT WITH THE HOT CHICKS!!!!



"Why cuddle when we could DO IT?!" -Michael Kelso, That 70's show.
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