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I was at my local Borders looking over some books, when this wierd bald headed man tried to start a conversation with me. At this point, I started to put my guard up. At first he asked questions like, " Do you like reading?" "How often do you read?" " What college do you go to?" I cracked my knuckles and formed a fist now. Then he finally asked, " Would you like to get together with me some time?" I gave a firm and threatening NO. Then he said " I would really like to get together with you." At that point I whispered out loud (as to not disturb or scare some of the kids that were around but to make sure he heard it) " If you try anything with me or anyone else, I'll kill you." At that, he just high tailed it out of there.

I always wanted someone to flirt with me, but I always hoped it would be a good looking girl.

SpacedTeddyBear wrote: I always wanted someone to flirt with me, but I always hoped it would be a good looking girl.

MKSheppard wrote:

SpacedTeddyBear wrote: I always wanted someone to flirt with me, but I always hoped it would be a good looking girl.

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Beautiful!


I don't know, some people are just fucked up. I was coming out of a BestBuy store when some old fart came up to me and asked "Have you seen my car? I can't find my car!" I asked him what kind of car he drove, he didn't know, the senile nutcase didn't even know what colour his car was, and he thought I could help him find it in a parking lot of over a thousand cars! How the fuck can you NOT know what your own car looks like??!

I was once solicited at an overlook on the I-80 while I was taking a piss in a toilet in a stand of trees. Yes, there was a throne in the woods. He came up and asked if I wanted him to suck it a little for me.

Several weeks after I was solicited in the bathroom of a Friday's.

aerius wrote:Beautiful!


I don't know, some people are just fucked up. I was coming out of a BestBuy store when some old fart came up to me and asked "Have you seen my car? I can't find my car!" I asked him what kind of car he drove, he didn't know, the senile nutcase didn't even know what colour his car was, and he thought I could help him find it in a parking lot of over a thousand cars! How the fuck can you NOT know what your own car looks like??!

The scarier thing is that senile old bastard is on the road.

Stormbringer wrote:

aerius wrote:Beautiful!


I don't know, some people are just fucked up. I was coming out of a BestBuy store when some old fart came up to me and asked "Have you seen my car? I can't find my car!" I asked him what kind of car he drove, he didn't know, the senile nutcase didn't even know what colour his car was, and he thought I could help him find it in a parking lot of over a thousand cars! How the fuck can you NOT know what your own car looks like??!

The scarier thing is that senile old bastard is on the road.

Only if he actualy has a car.

This stuff reminds me of my 6 weeks of hetero hell when I got hit on by every fag who laid eyes on me...

Dalton wrote: Several weeks after I was solicited in the bathroom of a Friday's.

I had a guy put his arm across my shoulder at the urinals there. After I zipped up I gave him a fist to chin greeting and then grabbed my friends at the bar and got the hell outta dodge.

I was buying a whiteboard at Staples last summer when this wacked out fundie comes up and starts talking to me about how his mother uses a whiteboard to put curses on him and write Satanic messages to her friends. The conversation (which was one sided) when downhill from their. I kept trying to get away from him, but he just kept following. After he said his peace he left. Too bad he didn't try anything.

MKSheppard wrote:

nice. How touching.

otter wrote:

Dalton wrote: Several weeks after I was solicited in the bathroom of a Friday's.

I had a guy put his arm across my shoulder at the urinals there. After I zipped up I gave him a fist to chin greeting and then grabbed my friends at the bar and got the hell outta dodge.

Yeah, there's just something magical about our bathrooms. Last Friday, at the end of my last night (3 AM) at my bar before I move, the cleaning guy walks out of the men's bathroom and asks, "What the hell was going on here tonight? There's vomit in one of the stalls and two used condoms in the other."

I'm gonna miss that place.

At first I thought this guy was trying to recruit you to talk about Jesus but it sounds like he tried to ask you out.

I got asked out by a guy while waiting in line for the ATM at Wells Fargo. This was a long time ago, I was still a student at SJSU. I just said I had to go back to work, which was true, and changed the subject. It was flattering but Im not gay, and if I was, I dont think Id have wanted him.

EmperorMing wrote:This stuff reminds me of my 6 weeks of hetero hell when I got hit on by every fag who laid eyes on me...

Flattering yourself, or making a big noise to distract from something you'd rather not adverise?

I don't normally CARE when a guy comes onto me...I mean, it happens...

But one guy at the NAC theatre - an usher - was letting me into the performer's area, and as I was walking in, he commented that he'd always heard that dancers (I was there for my sister's performance, but anyway) had huge dicks and gave me a hug from behind.

Have you ever seen those old Hercules movies with Ferrigno, where he has a silly looking bunch of goo people piling on him, and he stands up and flexes and the goo people go flying off of him in every direction? Well, when this guy wrapped himself around me, I think I must have tensed every muscle I own, because he went flying off of me and back about a metre and a half.

I apologized to the guy, but he was outright scared of me from then on. I think there's just certain lines you don't cross with a guy unless you are VERY, VERY certain that a) he's a homosexual and b) he likes you.

Don't you think a death-threat was a little extreme, even if he couldn't figure out that you were saying "no"? Would you have threatened to kill a woman who kept on trying to hook up with you like that? Sheesh.. I don't threaten men like that who make comments (especially in a way that could get you in jail--death threats are pretty serious you know); it just has to be accepted and brushed off. Some people are simply idiots.

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Don't you think a death-threat was a little extreme, even if he couldn't figure out that you were saying "no"? Would you have threatened to kill a woman who kept on trying to hook up with you like that? Sheesh.. I don't threaten men like that who make comments (especially in a way that could get you in jail--death threats are pretty serious you know); it just has to be accepted and brushed off. Some people are simply idiots.

This reminds me of that thread I started a few days ago about the double standard between what straight men expect to get away with with a woman but won't put up with from a man.
Sheer hypocrasy.

The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Don't you think a death-threat was a little extreme, even if he couldn't figure out that you were saying "no"?

Agreed, that was going a bit far, but it's not like the guy could do a whole lot with it. He's not going to say "Hey cops, this guy threatened to kill me!"... who are they going to believe, you or a freaky bald guy?

Now on the other hand, if people heard you, you might have been in trouble.

If that happened to me, I'd be pissed off too, but death threats/excessive physical violence can get you into trouble.

Of course, I'm lucky, no gay guy's ever approached me.
Although... I was hit on by a lesbian woman. Now if you think about it, that's embarassing and insulting in its own way... but who cares... turn off your brain (don't think about it) and take what you can get!

In 20/20 hindsight, what I should've done was not corrected her to her mistake and let her find out the hard way. Hah!

X wrote:Now on the other hand, if people heard you, you might have been in trouble.

Ahh, I see, it's not his sexuality that upsets everyone so much, it's his hairstyle.

Everything's so clear now.

Frank Hipper wrote:

EmperorMing wrote:This stuff reminds me of my 6 weeks of hetero hell when I got hit on by every fag who laid eyes on me...

Flattering yourself, or making a big noise to distract from something you'd rather not adverise?

Neither. This thread just reminded me of some of the wierdness I have seen too, like everyone else.

Hey Teddy Bear, all that stuff reminds me of that time I got chased into a bathroom by a horny girl up in Michigan. Or that other time the whole fucking cheerleading squad busted in obn me trying to pee with the damn quarterback of the football team giving me a boner...

/me thinks girls know which guys are hung like horses and which are hung like hamsters. It doesn't help that I'm toward the 'horse' end of that spectrum.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Hey Teddy Bear, all that stuff reminds me of that time I got chased into a bathroom by a horny girl up in Michigan. Or that other time the whole fucking cheerleading squad busted in obn me trying to pee with the damn quarterback of the football team giving me a boner...

/me thinks girls know which guys are hung like horses and which are hung like hamsters. It doesn't help that I'm toward the 'horse' end of that spectrum.

Your self complimentary post quota has been filled for the day, thank you.

innerbrat wrote:This reminds me of that thread I started a few days ago about the double standard between what straight men expect to get away with with a woman but won't put up with from a man.
Sheer hypocrasy.

That guy who threatened the man is probably no more than a kid. I don't know any mature adult man who wouldn't shrug off an unwanted female as vehmently as an unwanted male. It may appear hypocritical, but men are hardwired to be sexual aggressors. You can't will or guilt away alpha-seeker instincts - you'd have to change the nature of the beast, so to speak.

So gay men, what the hell is going on? I don't know of any straight or lesbian sex anecdotes that take place in a bathroom, but apparently gay men think it's the place to hook up. I'm waiting for someone here to tell me they bumped into George Michael in there.

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:So gay men, what the hell is going on? I don't know of any straight or lesbian sex anecdotes that take place in a bathroom, but apparently gay men think it's the place to hook up. I'm waiting for someone here to tell me they bumped into George Michael in there.

Umm exqueeze me, didn't you see my post? Sometimes girls will do that too. It Happens.

At a club I used to go to, I was not only constantly being hit on in the ladies, but there was also straight sex happening in at least one of the two cubicles.

So there