Urban legends for different organizations and groups ...

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Urban legends for different organizations and groups ...

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This was spurred by my watching the movie Urban Legends and turning it off 10 minutes into it. It got me thinking along this train of thought.

Wouldn't it be cool if that girl was a lifetime NRA member, had an M4A1 and shot the shit out the killer?

Naturally, the question of, "Does the NRA have urban legends?" spawns from this. What about other groups? Do they have urban legends? Who cares?! Post your ideas for urban legends for a group or organization!

NRA: The Gun That Killed Someone.
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The Christian Coalition: The Homosexual who was born gay.
Arthur Andersen Accountants: The uncooked Enron books.
College Republicans: The conservative Berkeley professor.
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You have TOO MUCH FUCKING TIME ON YOUR HANDS. Be careful or it'll leave a stain.

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