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All of you straight guys.. I just spend two hours in a room full of lesbians who were talking about how much they LOOOOOVE boobs.

Don't you wish you were gay?

Oh, btw, Chris decided to told me, not asked or insisted but TOLD me, that I was going with him to Dennys afterwards. 15 minutes in a jeep listening to music with a fucking GORGEOUS dude.. oh gods I was in paradise.

kojikun wrote:All of you straight guys.. I just spend two hours in a room full of lesbians who were talking about how much they LOOOOOVE boobs.

What good would that do us, since they would never let us touch them?

Don't you wish you were gay?

No offense intended, but no.

Darth Wong wrote:What good would that do us, since they would never let us touch them?

I want to kiss you for being one of the few straight guys who actually knows that lesbians DON'T like guys. Oh, and you could watch.

No offense intended, but no.

Pah. Sad thing is, you get more ass then I do and I'm the fruit. I need sex.

There a point to this? Because I sure as hell don't see one...

Ah yes, we can always count on Spankster to shit on everything...

Superman wrote:Ah yes, we can always count on Spankster to shit on everything...

The only thing he *is* good at. (other than pissing people off and getting pissed off at nothing.)

Oh no, blanket statements! Whatever shall I do?

Meh, as if getting insults from you guys actually means anything...

kojikun wrote:All of you straight guys.. I just spend two hours in a room full of lesbians who were talking about how much they LOOOOOVE boobs.

Don't you wish you were gay?

Oh, btw, Chris decided to told me, not asked or insisted but TOLD me, that I was going with him to Dennys afterwards. 15 minutes in a jeep listening to music with a fucking GORGEOUS dude.. oh gods I was in paradise.

I don't think being gay would help anyone in that situation

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Oh no, blanket statements! Whatever shall I do?

Meh, as if getting insults from you guys actually means anything...

I wouldn't go so far as the other guys did, but I do observe that you have a tendency for being a gwumpy butt.

"How is our status at Stardestroyer.net?"

"Situation normal, all fucked up."

Ooookay.

This thread is in desperate need of a lock.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

kojikun wrote:All of you straight guys.. I just spend two hours in a room full of lesbians who were talking about how much they LOOOOOVE boobs.

Don't you wish you were gay?

Oh, btw, Chris decided to told me, not asked or insisted but TOLD me, that I was going with him to Dennys afterwards. 15 minutes in a jeep listening to music with a fucking GORGEOUS dude.. oh gods I was in paradise.

Actually it would make me wish they were bisexual.

Darth Wong wrote:

kojikun wrote:All of you straight guys.. I just spend two hours in a room full of lesbians who were talking about how much they LOOOOOVE boobs.

What good would that do us, since they would never let us touch them?

That's why I actually don't like watching porno.

I've been in a room full of straight women discussing boobs and boob related topics. I learned two things of note; (A) ta-tas have more erogenous zones than just the nips, so it's best to explore a bit while you are in the neighborhood and (B) underwire bras are pure evil and made in the Sewing Room of Hell.

Hamel:

Heh, gwumpy butt. I love it.

Gil Hamilton wrote:I've been in a room full of straight women discussing boobs and boob related topics.

but theyre not lesbians saying they love to touch other girls titties.

And the point of this thread is that I both like making straight guys pissed at me cause i get to hang around the coolest chicks on the planet (lesbians! ) and because chris is SOOO fucking cute and I love him. hah.

kojikun wrote:but theyre not lesbians saying they love to touch other girls titties.

So what? Straight woman talking about touching up their own headlights is better, since it not only is entertaining in it's own right, but is practical knowledge as well.

And the point of this thread is that I both like making straight guys pissed at me cause i get to hang around the coolest chicks on the planet (lesbians! ) and because chris is SOOO fucking cute and I love him. hah.

I'm underwhelmed, mostly do to the fact that I know a few lesbians myself and subsequently I don't buy into the fantasy that lesbians are anymore sex obsessed than any other woman or that they'd want my cock in their affairs.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Heh, gwumpy butt. I love it.

I think Spanky should get a new custom title.

If my title is touched you'll never hear the end of it...

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Heh, gwumpy butt. I love it.

I think Spanky should get a new custom title.

Seconded.

Gil Hamilton wrote:(B) underwire bras are pure evil and made in the Sewing Room of Hell.

I've heard that they're... ah... extremely uncomfortable.

(All the more reason to relieve your significant other of her underwire bra at the first chance, lol)

DPDarkPrimus wrote: I think Spanky should get a new custom title.

I still stick by my original suggestion of "Stingy with the Hentai".

kojikun wrote:All of you straight guys.. I just spend two hours in a room full of lesbians who were talking about how much they LOOOOOVE boobs.

Meh. Why would I want to be in a room full of lesbians? First of all, most of the lesbians I know aren't entirely attractive (and I'm sure you'll be overly generous when it comes to defending the honor of these particular maidens), second of all, lesbians don't like cock, which kind of puts the damper on any sexual plans I might have with them, and third of all, that situation sounds a lot less satisfying than simply masturbating to lesbian porno.
Frankly, I find your overestimation of the excitability of heterosexual males to be disappointing.

Don't you wish you were gay?

Not really. I don't like male ass or cock.

Other than that, it sounds like you had a great time, and I wish you luck with your jeep-driving friend.

kojikun wrote:All of you straight guys.. I just spend two hours in a room full of lesbians who were talking about how much they LOOOOOVE boobs.

Don't you wish you were gay?

Oh, btw, Chris decided to told me, not asked or insisted but TOLD me, that I was going with him to Dennys afterwards. 15 minutes in a jeep listening to music with a fucking GORGEOUS dude.. oh gods I was in paradise.

Speaking from a strictly sterotypical standpoint, (Which is often the point upon which I stand, take it or leave it.) Most lesbians consist of a fem and a butch. Now, I've met one or two semi-cute fems, but as for the butches, most are built more like guys than most guys I know, and that's fucking SCARY. I mean, some even come complete with their own, genuine, authentic man-style football watching, beer-swilling pot bellies and more facial hair than I have hair on my butt (Which is copious to say the least.)
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but being in a room with lesbians is about as fun as a three-day fucking bender with marge Schott (sp?). Especially considering the likelihood of actually being with any of the cute ones is about on par with my getting a date with, fucking, and marrying Britney Spears. I can't IMAGINE the sheer amount of testosterone floating around in that room you were in. Had I been there, I probably would have been overcome with the urge to strip down to underwear, fashion a spear from a broomstick and venture forth to kill a mammoth.


Denny's Rules.

Chardok wrote:Denny's Rules.

Actually Denny's sucks because theyre not fur friendly and I sat there for 45 minutes waiting to get a fucking ice tea and never got it.