Walking in on your spouse taking a dump

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-23 10:56am

Okies, so some of you don't have a problem letting it rip in front of your significant other. Would you pull an Eyes Wide Shut and enter the bathwoom while your SO/spouse is taking care of nature's business?

and would you hit it?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-23 11:04am

No matter how sexy my SO would be, she would be infinitely less sexy when pushing a large floater out of her butt, so no.
But I wouldn't necessarily worry if she really needed to, for example, go while I'm in the bath.

theski · Post by **theski** » 2003-08-23 11:07am

If its a one bathroom house, no problem....

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-08-23 11:10am

innerbrat wrote:No matter how sexy my SO would be, she would be infinitely less sexy when pushing a large floater out of her butt, so no.
But I wouldn't necessarily worry if she really needed to, for example, go while I'm in the bath.

Still, I bet you'll pause just a moment when you hear a loud splash and start flashing back to a Baby Ruth floating in a swimming pool.

One thing that seems to be popular with all of the new houses built here it Tucson is the isolated potty clostet. In otherwords the toilet has it's own little room (with ventalation fan) within the larger room of the master bath. At least that's how most of the new homes I've seen have had the bathrooms arranged in the master bedroom. The other bathrooms are usually more traditional.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-08-23 11:14am

You know, for my work out diet, I eat about 6 smaller meals per day. Even though they're smaller, that equals a pretty good amount of crap (not to mention all of the farting from my steamed vegetables). I take a dump about 4 times per day. I've dropped a couple of bombs (not just bombs, more like anacondas coming out of my ass) while my finace' is in the bathroom. She usually sniffs the air and runs out. Why she sniffs first I couldn't tell you, but she has a really raunchy sense of humor. Anyway, we rip farts off all the time around each other (it's funny because she's a 5'1" Japanese chick). Sometimes my farts wake her up in the morning. That's the key to a healthy relationship. It's all about being comfortable around your significant other when they fart and poop.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-23 11:14am

WTF's a Baby Ruth?

I thought he was a rounders player?

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-23 11:20am

innerbrat wrote:WTF's a Baby Ruth?

I thought he was a rounders player?

The best candy bar ever

that is what a Baby Ruth is

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-08-23 11:25am

innerbrat wrote:WTF's a Baby Ruth?

I thought he was a rounders player?

It was the candy bar that was doing a good impersonation of a floater in the pool in Cadyshack. Bill Murray, took a bite out of it when he was cleaning up the pool later.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-08-23 11:46am

Tevar and I have outgrown the stage where we cringe at such a thought. I mean, come on, it's natural, it's not like we don't wipe and clean ourselves!

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-23 11:46am

Fuck, no.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-23 12:06pm

Some people think taking a dump is sexy. I am not one of them.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-23 12:44pm

Mmmm, Blumpkin.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-23 03:30pm

"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest crap!"
"Shut up dude, no she wasn't!"
"She was to! And she has a major gas problem too!"
-Wendy and Stan, South Park.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-23 03:41pm

Why anyone would be interested in--let alone want to watch--another using the facilities is beyond me. What happens inside those doors are both sacred and private.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-08-23 03:57pm

Durandal wrote:"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest crap!"
"Shut up dude, no she wasn't!"
"She was to! And she has a major gas problem too!"
-Wendy and Stan, South Park.

Actually...

"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest dump I've ever seen in my life!"

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-08-23 04:05pm

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Why anyone would be interested in--let alone want to watch--another using the facilities is beyond me. What happens inside those doors are both sacred and private.

No one is interested in watching people shit or piss. This is really about resource conflicts. If you've got one toilet and your gf or wife spends the whole morning doing her thing, sometimes you just GOT to break in there and drain the dragon.

EDIT: woopsie maybe I should have read the poll!

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2003-08-23 04:30pm

I have no problem with it, but she does. I piss all the time in the morning while she's in there doing her hair, makeup and such. She'll, on the other hand, will cut me off if I even attempt to walk into the bathroom durring her buisness.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-08-23 04:31pm

Pissing is no big deal, but we tend to avoid the bathroom when the other person is taking a shit.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-23 04:45pm

Darth Wong wrote:Pissing is no big deal, but we tend to avoid the bathroom when the other person is taking a shit.

I think I agree there. It's the grunts and the yells that you don't ever want to hear your SO make unless she's having your baby. (or a baby, at least)

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-08-23 05:28pm

We have no compunctions about walking in when the other is taking a piss. Dropping a load, on the other hand, we give each other their privacey. For some reason the cats like to bust in on that though if the door isn't locked. They must like the captive audience.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-08-23 05:35pm

Dalton wrote:
Durandal wrote:"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest crap!"
"Shut up dude, no she wasn't!"
"She was to! And she has a major gas problem too!"
-Wendy and Stan, South Park.
Actually...

"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest dump I've ever seen in my life!"

Sorry, I saw the episode three nights or so ago. I got the gist across.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-08-23 11:03pm

Since I work in a funeral home, seeing poop is relatively low on my gross out scale.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-08-23 11:54pm

Nitram forgot to add that there is just the one bathroom in the house... so we had to get used to it.

The funny part is when we're both in need of the facilities, doing the peepee dance while telling the other "hurry up, Hurryup!"

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-08-24 01:54am

Tsyroc wrote: One thing that seems to be popular with all of the new houses built here it Tucson is the isolated potty clostet. In otherwords the toilet has it's own little room (with ventalation fan) within the larger room of the master bath. At least that's how most of the new homes I've seen have had the bathrooms arranged in the master bedroom. The other bathrooms are usually more traditional.

Its popular here in new homes, but only in the Master bedroom. I think certain builders are more prone to use that style. My friends home is a Shappel and its like that, but Greystone homes doenst.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-24 02:29am

It also depends on the target market of the homes being built...

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