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Posted: **2003-08-26 03:30am**

Posted: **2003-08-26 05:13am**

Posted: **2003-08-26 02:34pm**

What if the rays go through your legs, through your body, into your brain? Seems they need a full-body suit, with absolutely no airholes.

Posted: **2003-08-26 02:43pm**

I don't know whether this deserves more than a "look, a Paranoid Conspiracy Theorist!" comment.

BTW - I have the feeling that we're dealing with a joke site...

Posted: **2003-08-26 03:00pm**

Canadian coins should also be considered as they are high in nickel content. Nickel, while not having the psychotronic deflecting properties of aluminum (or even tin), can act to refract psychotronic beams, thereby helping to scrambling the mind control signals as they are deflected off of the underlying aluminum surface of the AFDB. This will result in a lowered chance of retransmission of the signal.

However, you should avoid American and European coins at all costs as they contain aluminum based mind control circuitry. Canadian coins are free of this threat mainly due to the Canadian government's choice of neglecting psychotronic research in favor of research into giant robotics.

Posted: **2003-08-26 03:29pm**

I knew it. Canada has mecha.

Posted: **2003-08-27 01:36am**

I hope this is humor...

Posted: **2003-08-27 01:39am**

This is there spokesperson
*Goes to find some foil*

Posted: **2003-08-27 01:42am**

Yowzaa!!

Mmmm, foil!

Posted: **2003-08-27 02:39am**

Can we say "loonies"?

Posted: **2003-08-27 01:45pm**

Warning: Do not stick your head in the microwave to test this product. Boy, do the sparks fly!! I nearly burned my whole house down!!
- "Hot Cranium" [2002-12-06]

It are important that we not misunderestimate the power of Alimony Dereliction Beans to stop evildoers from subliminably hurting the minds of those who is having them."
- g.w.b. [2001-10-15]

Posted: **2003-08-27 01:53pm**

For those interested, a Straight Dope column concerning why tinfoil helmets wouldn't work:
Do tinfoil helmets provide adequate protection against mind control rays?

I love the part where it's revealed that if they actually did anything, the helmet would work in the exact opposite fashion as they want it to...

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