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bad imaginary planet, BAD!

I'd say it's obvious what must be done.

Fuck finding Saddam and Osama. WE MUST IMMEDIATELY ATTACK IMAGINARY PLANET RAHU!!! All SD Net court astrologers are immediately assigned to TacOps to commence target search.

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~ver

Stupid imaginary Rahu! Stop making Indians riot and set fire to things! It's bad enough when real planets millions of miles away with no physical connection to Earth other than weak gravitational tugging make people stupid, but when imaginary planets but in as well? Damn, but that's rude!

Patrick Degan wrote:I'd say it's obvious what must be done.

Fuck finding Saddam and Osama. WE MUST IMMEDIATELY ATTACK IMAGINARY PLANET RAHU!!! All SD Net court astrologers are immediately assigned to TacOps to commence target search.

yes. i suggest that the HAB immediately launch a full scale strike on this RAHU. Also, just to be safe we should destroy evey jar of RAGU tomato sauce we come across...the two just sound too much alike to be unrelated. *clap clap* snap to it people! start smoking things out of holes already!