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You are going to DIE!
Posted: 2003-08-28 02:39pm
by His Divine Shadow
But how'd you like to know when?
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/
I can expect to die on August 22, 2054 at the age of 72 years old.
Most likely cause of death is apparently cancer, Public Execution In a Third World Country is also on the list, I am rooting for this option.
Posted: 2003-08-28 02:58pm
by Ghost Rider
April 22, 2071
of heart attack...most likely.
96?! though......oi, I wanna die semi young.
Posted: 2003-08-28 03:06pm
by Zac Naloen
December 17, 2069
at the age of 83 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 03:19pm
by 2000AD
The good old death test over at Spark. Last time i did it i got 76 years old and heart attack.
Posted: 2003-08-28 03:51pm
by Raoul Duke, Jr.
September, 22, 2044, Age 69 (What better age to go...)
Leading Cause of Death: Cancer (followed closely by Electrolysis -- hair-removal gone horribly awry, I imagine.)
Although personally, I'm hoping the Grim Reaper goes with Alien Abduction (9% chance on that one.)
Posted: 2003-08-28 04:44pm
by Johonebesus
Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?
Posted: 2003-08-28 04:56pm
by aerius
Johonebesus wrote:Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?
Penile enlargement surgery.
Posted: 2003-08-28 04:57pm
by Exonerate
Johonebesus wrote:Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?
Because your back bones will be broken?
Posted: 2003-08-28 04:58pm
by Spanky The Dolphin
Johonebesus wrote:Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?
You won't. You'll die from breaking your neck while attempting to.
Posted: 2003-08-28 05:01pm
by Faram
July 1, 2049
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (40%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Loneliness (5%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 05:02pm
by Exonerate
June 19, 2063
at the age of 75 years old.
Heart Attack, followed by Cancer, Homicide, Alien Abduction, Third Degree Burns, then Loneliness.
Posted: 2003-08-28 05:17pm
by Raptor 597
February 2, 2054
at the age of 66 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (30%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 05:23pm
by Xenophobe3691
October 13, 2053
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Confusion (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 06:42pm
by Alyrium Denryle
August 17, 2057
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 06:43pm
by Soontir C'boath
January 27, 2058
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (50%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Only because my bro had cancer.....hmmmm...~Jason
Posted: 2003-08-28 06:54pm
by Enigma
May 5, 2049 at age 73.
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
EDIT. If I do everything wrong in the test, this is my result.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 29, 2003 at the age of 28 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (12%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 06:58pm
by Nathan F
November 7, 2057 at the age of 73 years old.
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Drowning (14%)
Wild Animal Mauling (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Auto-Fellatio? ROFLMAO!
Posted: 2003-08-28 07:02pm
by Colonel Olrik
Woohoo!
September 19, 2069
at the age of 90 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (45%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 07:05pm
by Mitth`raw`nuruodo
January 13, 2064 - at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (21%)
Cancer (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Joy, heart attack. I want alien abduction damnit!
Posted: 2003-08-28 07:10pm
by IRG CommandoJoe
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 1, 2054
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (29%)
Homicide (10%)
Homicide eh? I guess probably because of the connections with the mafia...when I take that out of the quiz homicide gets reduced to 5%.
Posted: 2003-08-28 07:12pm
by Jadeite
October 4, 2053 at the age of 67 years old.
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Third Degree Burns (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (7%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 07:14pm
by DarthBlight
July 8, 2052 at the age of 71. Cancer (31%) with heart attack running a VERY close second (30%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 10:15pm
by Darth Yoshi
I'll die on February 13, 2055.
Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Freak Accident (5%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 10:47pm
by Anarchist Bunny
July 5, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Drowning (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Posted: 2003-08-28 10:53pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
Homicide. Better buy that .45 right now.