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Huge Hamburger WTF or sumthing.

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Stumbled upon this:

Huge Burger Loads of pics, now wtf is that a regular humburger somwhere?

If I would attempt to eat that I would die in a colestrol(sp?) chock.

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I could do that if it weren't for all the damn cheese. I only tolerate cheese in very small amounts, otherwise I find it disgusting.
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Can we all say, what a disgusting mofo?
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It's...huge!


That can't be good for that guy's cholesterol...
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3rd Impact wrote:It's...huge!


That can't be good for that guy's cholesterol...
The doc would say "Your blood level is too high in your Cholesterol"
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If you ground up that meat, added onions, some more grease, peppers, and plenty of salt, you might begin to approach a proper cheesesteak.
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Show this to a vegetarian and the resulting shockwave will be visible from outer space.... :wink:
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I've seen that a few times

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Faram wrote:Stumbled upon this:
Huge Burger Loads of pics, now wtf is that a regular humburger somwhere?
Uggh, that does not look like my cheeseburger in paradise!

Faram, how did you find this site...were you bored one day so you google searched 'fat guy eating a hamburger'?
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Next of Kin wrote:
Faram wrote:Stumbled upon this:
Huge Burger Loads of pics, now wtf is that a regular humburger somwhere?
Uggh, that does not look like my cheeseburger in paradise!

Faram, how did you find this site...were you bored one day so you google searched 'fat guy eating a hamburger'?
Almost every forum on the net has a seen a link to that site.
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Everybody look, it's fatboy!
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:Show this to a vegetarian and the resulting shockwave will be visible from outer space.... :wink:
You mean there's a use for vegans/vegetarians? Imagine the effects in a warzone... *rubs hands together and grins evilly*
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That looks absolutely disgusting.
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Imagine what something like that looks like when it comes out the other end.
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Wicked Pilot wrote:Imagine what something like that looks like when it comes out the other end.
No.


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Post by Superman »

I could eat that. In fact, I think I'll go to In n Out Burger right now...
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Jesus Christ on a titanum pogo stick across the holy Land. I think he'll break his tiolet with that shit. :lol: I'll laugh when the cows find him.
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Is there a reason the link takes you to goatse.cx. I didn't want to gouge out my eyes.....
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so you guys see a hamburger where a guys ass is?
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try now then once you get to cnn hit the back button. some dick put a redirect command into the comments that redirected to goatse. someone else redirected to cnn out of kindness. just hit back.
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Post by Crayz9000 »

Or shut off the fucking Javascript.

At any rate, In-n-Out is quite tasty... but... $10 worth of extra patties!?!?!?!

Jeez. Just 1 (one) Double-Double here, thankyouverymuch...
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Faram wrote:Stumbled upon this:

Huge Burger Loads of pics, now wtf is that a regular humburger somwhere?

If I would attempt to eat that I would die in a colestrol(sp?) chock.

Shakes head

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Wicked Pilot wrote:Imagine what something like that looks like when it comes out the other end.
You really know how to gross out people, don't you?
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